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mweston1016

mweston1016

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This morning I was fighting my way through Waterloo station and out onto the busy street. The rain was coming in sideways. It soon became apparent that it was survival of the fittest. Those fancy types with little black brollies were taking in water everywhere, whilst the smart looking ladies en route to Marie Claire had too much pride to pull out anything heavy duty. I on the other hand unlocked my limited-edition GM Centenary Umbrella with pride (RRP £24.99 by the way) and arrived in the office as dry as a bone. Winner. The End.

The point of this story is plain and simple. Order your limited edition brolley now and don't risk getting soaked like a Marie Claire girl.

Email me now whilst stocks last, plus see the below:

http://www.golf-monthly.co.uk/tours-and-...erchandise.html
 
Brendy, if it was down to me I'd hand it all out for free because that's the kind of guy I am but the boss would fire me!
 
Very commendable Mike, such a gent (and fellow Guinness drinker!) My current umberdodle is naff I have to say, it must be 10 years old, red and white with the SEAT logo on it, so not really a quality item. do you do a scrappage scheme? :D
 
Do you have to pay by cheque and post or can you do it over interwebs? as it's a ballache for me (ask Brendy about the cheque!!!)
 
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This morning I was fighting my way through Waterloo station and out onto the busy street. The rain was coming in sideways. It soon became apparent that it was survival of the fittest. Those fancy types with little black brollies were taking in water everywhere, whilst the smart looking ladies en route to Marie Claire had too much pride to pull out anything heavy duty. I on the other hand unlocked my limited-edition GM Centenary Umbrella with pride (RRP £24.99 by the way) and arrived in the office as dry as a bone. Winner. The End.

The point of this story is plain and simple. Order your limited edition brolley now and don't risk getting soaked like a Marie Claire girl.

Email me now whilst stocks last, plus see the below:

http://www.golf-monthly.co.uk/tours-and-...erchandise.html
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You been given a final warning at the big house unless you start shifting the 25,000 brollies that you over ordered.

Being a careful Yorkshire sort, knock off a tenner and I'm in.
 
Cynical. Very cynical. I was merely promoting how great value these superb umbrellas are. Did I mention how sturdy they are and how stylish the colours look? I'm off now into the blustery streets and I tell you know, tens of people will be looking at my brolley full of jealousy.
 
I still have over 20 freebie golf brollies from companies I do business with. Anyone want one, and is playing in a Forum Meet when I am let me know. Obviously not as good as the GM ones though !! :D
 
I still have over 20 freebie golf brollies from companies I do business with. Anyone want one, and is playing in a Forum Meet when I am let me know. Obviously not as good as the GM ones though !! :D
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I only want one if its from Tampax, Durex or similar!
 
Mike, that is well and truly a shameless plug for your companies products.

If I were to do the same I would be seriously moderated I'm sure.

It's a good way of offloading yer stuff though isn't it! ;)
 
This morning I was fighting my way through Waterloo station and out onto the busy street. The rain was coming in sideways. It soon became apparent that it was survival of the fittest. Those fancy types with little black brollies were taking in water everywhere, whilst the smart looking ladies en route to Marie Claire had too much pride to pull out anything heavy duty. I on the other hand unlocked my limited-edition GM Centenary Umbrella with pride (RRP £24.99 by the way) and arrived in the office as dry as a bone. Winner. The End.

The point of this story is plain and simple. Order your limited edition brolley now and don't risk getting soaked like a Marie Claire girl.
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Any chance you can point us in the direction of the aforementioned Marie-Claire girls so we can cerify this assumpyion ?
 
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