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If you weren’t golfing what would you do? It’s better than being sat at home.

Rounds played: 45-50 (first ever round was mid-October) Courses played: 5 Lowest gross: 101 Index movement: 53.5 to 43.3 Highlights...

Favourite bit of my local off-licence is the shelf of cheapness by the door where they sell off expired beer etc 1-6 months past date at...

Are Social Services aware?

I forced encouraged mine to go and watch a Somerset T20 game. They have no connection to Somerset (other than seeing their Dad cheer on...

Yeah I get it, unfortunately mine will be coming with me to Molineux when they start misbehaving.

No. He’s not even at the line. He’s on 1600 points while you needed 2200 last year to make it. That said, he is already basically...

Champions Tour eligible. I won’t hold my breath. 🤣😜

Doubt it, spends half her time looking cross.

Luxury! I started as a student at the tail end of the 90s supermarket bean wars. At 3p per can at Morrisons, what else did you need...

This. Dunno about you but I’d probably rather spend my time dumpster-diving a wheelie bin in the cold and dark than listen to my...

If she could reach into the bottom of the wheelie bins I may have considered it! Exactly this it was easier for me to do and keep the...

Is she is small enough that she can't reach the bottom of the wheelie bin, she is small enough to be lowered into it to undertake the...

Despite being flat and generously supplied with trees, there's a bit on my course where you get a good view of nearly the full length of...

To quote the Royle Family - how about wafer thin ham?