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I'm going to sound like one of the 4 Yorkeshire men..... My Mum and Dad had a record player so I remember listening to Lonnie Donegan's...

Version 2 .." and I slowly stroked her arse. She said " You only ever want sex when you're drunk". I said "Thass not troo, sometimes I...

Got ratted last night with my mates. Got home, fell up the stairs, crashed into bed, belched loudly woke up the wife and said "I love...

I play throughout the winter and it has to be really extreme for me not to wear shorts. I hate waterproof trousers. They accumulate mud...

More things my mother taught me: Appreciation of a job well done. "If you two are going to kill each other, do it outside. I just...

My mother wasn't well educated but she taught me so much: Part one. Time travel: Do that again and I'll knock you into the middle of...

When you get all that malarkey, plus "local attractions" but no shot of, or from the alleged balcony.

" I was born a female, I identify as a female. But, according to Tesco's Sticky Toffee Pudding....I am a family of four!!"

The three major signs of old age are: 1 Your memory goes...... ..... er, and two other things.

Just watched Repair Shop. Lovely programme. As the voice over on the final credits came up "If you have a treasured possession that...