Recent content by SatchFan

I felt a certain irony today when I paid for my annual season ticket having only played twice since last September.

Always managing to pick up the supermarket trolley with the clicking wheel.

At my course you need flippers and a snorkel.

The forgotten banana in the golf bag.

A native English speaking person on a customer helpline.

Sounds like a good read. If the weather is nice I play golf. If the weather is bad I play guitar. Played a lot of guitar recently.

Wife hits husband with a frying pan. Husband "Ow. What was that for?" Wife "I found a piece of paper in your jacket with the name Rebecca on it." Husband "That is the name of a horse I was going to put a bet on. " Wife "Oh. I'm really sorry." Next day, wife hits husband with a frying pan...