Recent content by Pongo

Guilty all day long. If you open a bank account in your pet's name and put masssive amounts of dosh in it whilst absent mindedly forgetting to tell the accountant, you clearly know what you are doing. I hope he gets life. Mind you I've hated the twitching sack-face double-crossing low-life for...

I didn't renew at my last club because of the slow playing coffin-dodgers. There's a plague of them every morning and they clog the entire course up. They really do strip the pleasure from a relaxing round of golf. There really does need to be a few under 60's mornings to balance up the block...

Shame really that the fans turned their backs on this club. It's the same principal as your local Pub or Post Office. You either use it or lose it. I feel a bit sorry for the 10 men and his dog who went week in week out but overall I say the people of Darlington should hang their heads in shame...

I empty my bag quite regularly but don't tell the Mrs

Very well done, specially for a bird. Tip top!

There is a way to get a full refund. You tell them they leak. They will simply get sent back to the manufacturer, yourself and the shop will get a refund and justice will be done. They will not bother to argue the toss with you as they will be covered. If the product is rubbish they need to be...

Is it April 1st already?

£43.50???????? Did you get a 4 course meal and a go his wife chucked in? Seems too much money, I get a 45 minute for £25 and they are usually great value. Go somewhere else perhaps?

A strange array of reactions to my confession. I will pay retrospectively when I return and tell them I forgot. I love playing golf and thoroughly enjoy meeting a truely diverse set of characters through the sport. I am left wondering however if I really am so alone in having done a bunk...

One morning last summer I went out for a round of golf before the pro shop had opened,played a decent round then had a quick pint and realised I could save a few quid by not paying. I opted for a second beer before slipping out unnoticed. My playing partner was a member and seemed unaware of my...

LOL!!!!! I love it when people have accidents that are avoidable (as long as nobody gets hurt of course). If it makes you fell any better though mate you aren't the only doughnut around here. Two days ago I slipped over in my local field whilst playing with my dog. I ended up on my backside with...

knuthing rong with bad speling,

When form is permanant (or very long term) it it is called class.

The best possible way to look after golf shoes is to wash them in soapy water, dry them with a hairdryer and rub olive oil into them. It sounds a little obsessive but it keeps them supple and water proof. This method also works on fooball boots and rugby boots. I once ran out of oil so tried...

You may not believe this but my Mrs bought me some golf (branded) MITTENS last Christmas. They were massve and quilted but they were impossible to use as I have an interlocking grip and couldn't hold the club properly. She reckoned they cost over £30 but you have to get up early to catch me...