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Thanks Rulie (y) I like those rules that can work to one's advantage :)

Or whatever it might be called now days. Played this morning (at last - whoopie) and there were a lot of worm casts on the fairways. One of our group "teed" their ball up on the worm casts if they were within 6" under lift and place. I have to say that her 3 wood shots off the worm casts...

Send/give him a cheque - made out in his wife's name. 😎

I'm surprised that trolleys were allowed 😲

I played this morning in a mixed social friendly. The greens were very good although a tad slow, as you would expect after recent weather. One player left most putts short - anywhere between 2 inches and 4 ft depending on the length. Every time the line was good and if the putt had been a...

I recall Peter Alliss in conversation with Alec Hay (I think) and the comment made was along the lines of "It's a proven fact that 84% of putts not hit hard enough don't go in the hole". He knew a thing or two about golf did Peter. :)

Looking for his ball, the golfer found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head, and the golfer’s ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the little guy, reviving him. ‘Arrgh! What happened?’ the Leprechaun asked. ‘I’m...

Camera on and occasionally taking a sip from a wine glass with Ribena :whistle: in it.

Dad took Mum and Dave to Brisbane for the first time. Mum had an appointment with a doctor, so the two men went off for a walk along Queen Street. As they passed a building, the door opened automatically. They decided to go in, having to dodge as the doors tried to close before they were...

After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive at the...

Tom O’Mally and Sean Finnegan were the two most important farmers in a small town just outside Dublin. From an early age, they’d been sworn enemies. The slightest mis-spoken word or sideways glance was enough to set them brawling in the street. By pure bad luck, one morning they both ended up in...

Unfortunately, the Mk2 doesn’t use the same wheels as the Mk1, which had ribbed tyres that performed far better in muddy conditions. One prestigious course I occasionally play in SE London has actually banned hedgehogs except during periods of severe frost. My understanding is that this decision...