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Well this bit isn’t working ***IMPORTANT WHS™ UPDATE REGARDING FOUR-BALL SCORES*** England Golf have been made aware of a few issues regarding the submission of Four Ball Better Ball Competition Scores. We have investigated these issues, and a resolution has been sought from our technological...

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Insurance costs - another story. Around 10 years ago, a local scroat had one too many and drove his car into our parked car causing a small amount of repairable damage. But he also knocked down part of the front garden wall. The assessor estimated £800 to repair the wall and asked us to...

Fair enough. However, I am now a little more educated- though the bar wasn’t too high.

Ok, I’ve read the wiki. I now appreciate the original three lines and also your reply. But still not funny

Am I missing something here - perhaps the punchline???????

But, but …..then ‘ nowhere near the bandstand’ won’t work.

Ok, sorted.

No…..struggling with that one.

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Not directly related to the OP question but…. We hold mens 4BBB stroke play competitions on a Sunday morning and often hold various mixed competitions in the afternoon. There are a few men who like to play both, we have made provision for them to play both within our ToCs.

Well done for making sure they were safe - there are many who wouldn’t.

Today I have played Wordle 800 times with a 98% success rate and a maximum streak of 107.

No….not a clue

Do we need an home improvements thread?………