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What are these starters people are talking about. Not sure I’d fancy a Prawn Cocktail On the first tee 🤷🏼 Think I’ve only ever played a...

I HATE having a starter. One more set of eyes watching me hit my first tee shot 😨

Twice a year 😳. Flash beggar. Twice more than we get 🤣 To be fair, it can't be fun for anyone being a starter. You want to be out there...

A starter? Must be a fancy place you are at. We only get one for Club Championship and Captain's Day.

Following what evemccc said, which I agree with, compare with me in 1978. Make of this what you will. I think they both look equally...

Please let’s not go through the whole Greenwood thing AGAIN 🙏

I think getting divorced would be cheaper! Mind you I’d probably end up divorced if my Mrs found out I was paying that for a club...

No worries,I took it that the Mrs was watching when you posted it 😉

Don't worry, I took it that way (emojis always help 😄). I didn't see the harm in posting reasoning though.

Was said in jest 👍🏻

I don't eat there, don't drink beer there as I'm driving. Three of us play, we take it turns to buy a pot of coffee, enough for us all...

Does that include weekly flights to Augusta? Sorry but that’s ridiculous imo.

Gets worse, imagine having £75.00 on your card at the end of the year and for some unknown reason the club insist you put another £50.00...

This doesn't sound like the Tyrell we all know. Maybe he's spent the offseason doing anger management, meditation, mindfulness, Tai Chi...

Damn, I thought this was going to be a topic for advice on how to play holes into the sun where it's blinding you, that would've been...