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Rich tea are not biscuits.

The mrs bought me some Smokey BBQ ones thinking they were Red Leicester. Let’s just say words were exchanged 😡

The last place you should put a tee or a lone pencil is in your pocket. The searing pain when one or the other jabs up under the quick...

Could also say I'd like to be home for Christmas 🎁

For those who love a spreadsheet, this is what I will be playing with tomorrow When GG26 and IanM came to my club in the summer, I...

I played with a guy who, soapbox style, berated me for the use of technology that has "no part in this sport" but 20 mins later casually...

I wasn't really assuming 😉 I thought sod this, I'm going! 😁 One club I'm a member of has issued an instruction exactly like you say...

If it's not matchplay, it's ready golf. If you want the 'honour' then you'd better be ready to hit, then you can have it still. 🤷🏻‍♂️

And I think the slow player was doing Aimpoint on a 9" putt !

I was moaned at last week for "assuming" we were playing ready golf. The guy in question had been searching in his bag for a pencil and...

A lot of the slow play issues comes from the lack of awareness of what’s going on We had one who was always slow , and it was because...

My birthday too and it's then I start thinking about the decorations and the 11th is when I decide again not to bother.

That's because he has too few recent scores to know what his handicap should be currently. If he's not played for 16 months, he's...

Thanks Paul, I knew someone would do the maths 👍

I used to work with an odd guy who puts up his decorations on August Bank Holiday weekend!🤢🤢🤢🤕🤒😵‍💫 He is a Janner though. Odd folk 😁