Recent content by gash

I kid you not, they had not a soul in front and not a care in the world. I think they were just extra slow.

I am sorry if I have offended anyone, however there are always the politically correct looking for an "ism". Today it is ageism. Today at a Gloucestershire Golf club my mate and I caught up behind a mixed gender wrinkled 4 ball on the 14th. When we caught up one of the women said "sorry about...

Tottenham nowhere to be seen, Redknapp twitching in prison by Easter. Get your money on......

In no way do I have a problem with old folk. I think they should just get a bit of a wriggle on. I will concede that I do have a big problem with the many extra slow 4 balls which plague golf courses most mornings. I think more Golf Clubs could speed things along if they restricted pensioners...

Spurs will not finish in the top 4. Redknapp's twitching will put the players off their game. Chelscum Man Utd Man City Bin Dippers

lovely chip - encoulez-vous

Blimey leftie he was only kidding. I actually did drive over the heads of a geriatric 4 ball. They had been holding me up for ages and I just couldn't resist taking my opportunity as the wrinklies shuffled their way towards the trees to hunt for two of their balls. They looked a little startled...

I've developed an exaggerated draw (hook) with my long irons and it's even crept into my woods. The pro diagnosed me instantly (yesterday). For some reason I have began to hinge a little early in my backswing which has somehow resulted in the clubface being closed at the moment of truth. Anyway...

I reckon it was mild banter and should be treated as just that, Mrs or no Mrs. Surely she's aware boys will be boys (even in the Clubhouse)I would quite like to win a trophy and get booed by my mates. As it is..... well enough about me..

Ummmmm I wonder????? The mind boggles......

I had a golf lesson in the morning (much needed), a couple of delicious pints with the family followed by an early evening trip to my favourite curry house with the good Lady and the kids. Good day all round.

I've heard it all now. Belt up and stop sulking. Not going into the clubhouse again indeed.... Good God man..... Go an get some more wax on your moustache ffs.

Fool

It's happened to me too. Get drunk, shout loudly, watch a bit of porn on the laptop and have a week off golf. That's the advice I got from my pro and it seems to have done the trick. Let me know how it goes...

Live and let live. Better they stay in Wales than spoil a nice English village anyway.