OK guys I've got it now.
Yes, you're correct, it does look rather loud in the flesh, just hope my mates don't take the Michael out of me too much.
It does look waterproof though (hopefully)
I know three's a previous thread about OUUL bags, but can't find it now.I've just pulled the trigger on this one.......
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07SW15P5Q/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
As it is cheap as chips. :D
What do you guys think, anyone else got one?