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"Ooh, get you!"

George Best is an absolute legend. But I’m not sure he gets in any greatest ever side of legends. To short a career, unfortunately...

I don't hate the dentist. GPs generally fulfill that role for me. And experience with elderly parents and in-laws has taught me that...

To answer your questions I tell my dentist I don’t hate them but hate having things in my mouth and having dental work. They respect the...

Not in all cases it wasn’t!

Better get your arse in gear 🤣. Ours is all done, Mrs M did all of it whilst I was away including my kids all except one which I’ll...

I forgot the manager, Frank de Boer assisted by Juande Ramos.

2015/2016 Leicester were a poor standard - apparently? Finishing 10 points clear and losing only 3 games - the other teams must have...

That may well be the best Flop XI I have ever seen 🤣

Reminiscent of when Madrid built the Galacticos in late 90s/early 2000s they had immense attacking talent but couldn’t get over the line...

Swap Di Steffano for Rijkaard as an absolute baller of a Defensive midfielder, then drop Pele for Cristiano Ronaldo and let Messi roam...

Good luck mate, fingers crossed for you. I’ve never had them but everyone I know that has it looks horrific.

Got an appointment at Doctors at 3pm, apparently it might be Kidney Stones, I’ve had them once before and it literally floored me. I’m...

Enjoy the golf that is now more varied, more global (not just on LIV - we're now seeing top players supporting events across the world)...

It’s easily done… do you realise how many different types of fences there are, and that’s before you get onto electrified security...