williamalex1
Money List Winner
Monday morning I'd a small [ thank you ] job to do early doors, then planed to play 15 holes with a mate. The small job grew arms and legs and everything i touched turn to ****, so i'm now running late.
Get to the course a few minutes late and a bit flustered, proceed to hook my 1st drive slap bang behind a tree,
Walking up the 1st to my ball my Gocart decides pack in, ok i say, i'll just push it for maybe 8 holes then cut in and play the 15th.
At the 2nd i sliced my drive into a bunker, while walking to my ball the heavens open , reached for my umbrella oops it's been left in my car along with my waterproofs.
At the 3rd I pulled my drive into the pond, so i'm now 3 down with a realistic chance of being struck by lightening.
I happily conceded , hoping i'd make it back to the club house safely for a bite to eat, no chance, the kitchen doesn't open on a Monday unless there's a visiting party.
Get to the course a few minutes late and a bit flustered, proceed to hook my 1st drive slap bang behind a tree,
Walking up the 1st to my ball my Gocart decides pack in, ok i say, i'll just push it for maybe 8 holes then cut in and play the 15th.
At the 2nd i sliced my drive into a bunker, while walking to my ball the heavens open , reached for my umbrella oops it's been left in my car along with my waterproofs.
At the 3rd I pulled my drive into the pond, so i'm now 3 down with a realistic chance of being struck by lightening.
I happily conceded , hoping i'd make it back to the club house safely for a bite to eat, no chance, the kitchen doesn't open on a Monday unless there's a visiting party.
