You couldn't make it up 3

[bobmac]

Still my favourite

Me... I've called to let you know I've moved house
Gas Board...I'm sorry sir, we cant process that over the phone
Me...So what do I do?
GB ...you have to fill out a change of address form
Me...Where do I get one of those
Gb... I can send you one. What's your new address???

 

[Gazp]

I phoned a helpline once & got told there was nobody there who could help me

 

[Oddsocks]

bob, i moved the company to another address, phoned BT.

" i need to move my phone line from unit 10 to unit 8 "

" thats £250 per line sir, for an engineer to move the lines "

" like heck, my line junction box is in unit 8, no man required other than a change of admin address, im an ex engineer and can swap the lines across "

" ok fine, buts it £250 per line admin charge "

Mother-feckers!