Yessss....i'm in GM!!!

[Faldo_Fan]

I've just joined a club slightly more exclusive than Swinley Forest, The New Zealand and Augusta National......yep finally made it into GM!

Someone asked me if it had changed my life, which is strange because only last night i was saying to my agent and publicist over dinner at The Ivy, that we need to get a restraining order to stop Jordan ringing me from Ibiza.....i'm just not interested!!!!
Anyway got to go i'm making up a fourball with Phil, Tiger and some bloke called Lucas Glover (who?).

Seriously, thanks Homer!

 

[Macster]

I'm sure someone will know what you're talking about........perhaps

 

[birdieman]

GM Tea boy maybe?

 

[HTL]

Sounds like Homer has played jim ll fix it and put Faldo Fan in what the forum is talking about section

 

[Imurg]

Nah nah nah nah nah!!

My picture's bigger than yours!!

 

[Molly]

Ha - very good Faldo_Fan...completely agree that 'there are some funny people on there (they don't even know it)'

Imurg - there was no sign or mention of Di Stewart in the article. I am sure I remember you saying something meeting her in your forum report...47 or so times?

I made in this month too - by comparing my game to Emmental on the cheese thread. Made me smile. Made my wife consider divercing me for thinking it was slightly cool to be in a golf magazine. She really does consider me a geek. Guilty as charged!

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I take it then we are all happy campers!

 

[centuryg5]

I take it then we are all happy campers!

Not me.frddielong quote is a bit of "white one" imagine the readers reading his post saying "he wouldn't play with someone if they were wearing shorts" GM didn't print that bit did they.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

To be fair he hadn't made the "won't play with short wearers" quote at the time of writing and it was a fair reflection of what he posted on that thread. I hope these comments are in jest as I'd hate to see any of the personal attacks of a few weeks back re-emerging

 

[Faldo_Fan]

I take it then we are all happy campers!

Yep!!! Well chuffed, just waiting for the flak i'll get from some of the guys up at my club......but it'll be worth it!

 

[Faldo_Fan]

Nah nah nah nah nah!!

My picture's bigger than yours!!

Hmmmmm who do you have to know at GM to get a bigger piccie then????

 

[Imurg]

Ah well.......

You see , being on first name terms with the Editor, Deputy Editor, playing Editor and having Di Stewart's number (thanks Mike!) opens so many doors to all sorts of things...

 

[KeefG]

having Di Stewart's number (thanks Mike!)

I will trade you....Di's number for my wife? She's really good at wifey type stuff, like cooking, cleaning and the horizontal combat thing

 

[Imurg]

And what dream land are you living in Mate??

 

[KeefG]

lmfao

It was worth a try...

 

[vig]

having Di Stewart's number (thanks Mike!)

I will trade you....Di's number for my wife? She's really good at wifey type stuff, like cooking, cleaning and the horizontal combat thing

I'll see your wife's number and raise you Gordon Ramsey's.
Wouldn't want the horizontal combat position but i'd wager a better cook.

 

[Faldo_Fan]

Auction Di Stewarts number????

'Mmmmmmmm..........Di Stewart'.... *said in a trance like dream*

 

[Faldo_Fan]

Ah well.......

You see , being on first name terms with the Editor, Deputy Editor, playing Editor and having Di Stewart's number (thanks Mike!) opens so many doors to all sorts of things...

Mental note to self......must brown nose more GM staff!