Yaya Touré

[Slab]

OK so its his birthday tomorrow and regardless of who you support for the purpose of this thread you have £10 to get him a birthday pressie so that there's no repeat of last year... what do you get him?

My thoughts so far:

A really small cake signed by all the team (made by one of those lads that can write your name on a grain of rice)
A magic 8 ball
Rubik's cube
An I 'heart' Barcelona mug
Two back issues of GM
Sandwich Toaster
3 candy necklaces and a 1/4 kola cubes

What are your ideas?

 

[drewster]

2 pairs of dunlop golf trousers from Sports Direct.

 

[pbrown7582]

£9.99 Ryanair flight to milan

 

[Deleted member 16999]

A £10.00 gift voucher for Man Utd club shop

 

[One Planer]

A suede lined valuables pouch (... To put hit ego in)

 

[pbrown7582]

A suede lined valuables pouch (... To put hit ego in)

Pouch?! Try suitcase.......

 

[Foliage Finder]

A My Little Pony toy set to tempt him out of his next princess tantrum

 

[bladeplayer]

Well definitely a card , coz we all saw what happened when he didnt get a card

A card & a big mac meal with a mac flurry

 

[HomerJSimpson]

A picture of John Terry lifting the PL trophy. Closest he'll get for a bit

 

[One Planer]

Pouch?! Try suitcase.......

Cheap suitcases for £10

 

[Tashyboy]

£9.99 Ryanair flight to milan

Or turin

 

[Piece]

BFH? Bus fare home.

 

[Thexindi]

A curly wurly

 

[SatchFan]

A bottle ketchup for the chip on his shoulder.