Wifes round of golf !!!

[Lwatson-jones]

Thought I would share my disgust at the wife coming home from a friendly game today with a friend..

literally bounded though the door, shoved the card at me..

49 points!!!

may as well chuck my clubs and take up Tiddly Winks!


I checked and double checked.. and then checked again.

she just said.. love winter golf, hard ground, and the ball carried lots..

so I just iterated.. do it again tomorrow when we play together

 

[Lord Tyrion]

You didn't mention what her handicap was. That may help defuse the despair.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Thought I would share my disgust at the wife coming home from a friendly game today with a friend..

literally bounded though the door, shoved the card at me..

49 points!!!

may as well chuck my clubs and take up Tiddly Winks!


I checked and double checked.. and then checked again.

she just said.. love winter golf, hard ground, and the ball carried lots..

so I just iterated.. do it again tomorrow when we play together

Was it temp greens, i.e. half a course with bucket holes. Sadly she'll be reminding you of this for a while irrespective of tomorrows game

 

[Lwatson-jones]

You didn't mention what her handicap was. That may help defuse the despair.

Her Handicap is 31, although mines only 27 playing, so not a lot of difference

Was it temp greens, i.e. half a course with bucket holes. Sadly she'll be reminding you of this for a while irrespective of tomorrows game

Hi Homer, it was all temps, which are all on the aprons of the main greens, and all Standard size holes, no buckets!



Oh and she is talking about framing the card!!!

 

[full_throttle]

congratulations to the Boss-lady

 

[Dasit]

More impressed she was happy to go out in this weather.

My lady would be moaning non stop about the cold.

 

[backwoodsman]

...she just said.. love winter golf, hard ground, and the ball carried lots ...

She still had to hit it and get the ball in the hole - winter or not. Well done her.

 

[Fish]

She still had to hit it and get the ball in the hole - winter or not. Well done her.

Exactly this, you've still got to play the shots and putting on frosty bumpy temps is no mean feat. Well done her 👍

 

[ScienceBoy]

Why chuck your clubs, someone else's ability to play golf should not impact your enjoyment of the game.

 

[Lwatson-jones]

Why chuck your clubs, someone else's ability to play golf should not impact your enjoyment of the game.

It was a whimsical comment!
I have to live wth her 49 points!!

I love my golf, even being not brilliant or even mediocre!

 

[PhilTheFragger]

Owned
Big time

Just hit 50 points tomorrow

No pressure mate

 

[Lwatson-jones]

Owned
Big time

Just hit 50 points tomorrow

No pressure mate

ha, I can see it now ..

1st tee... ooh had a birdie here
2nd tee... oooh had one here too...

by the 8th, I think I may either divorce her, or bury her under the 9th tee

 

[snell]

It was a whimsical comment!
I have to live wth her 49 points!!

I love my golf, even being not brilliant or even mediocre!

Just ignore Mr logic

Good shooting by your good lady :lol:

 

[ScienceBoy]

Just ignore Mr logic

Good shooting by your good lady :lol:

I'm only half Vulcan you know...

 

[HomerJSimpson]

So how did the round with the free scoring wife go?

 

[Tashyboy]

So how did the round with the free scoring wife go?

Would imagine not to good, if it had gone well he would of been on here four hours ago.:rofl:

 

[Lwatson-jones]

So how did the round with the free scoring wife go?

Would imagine not to good, if it had gone well he would of been on here four hours ago.:rofl:

well, Her indoors woke up with a stinking cold.. so I went out with my 12 yr old...

and I failed .. 30 points



FFS, even when she is ill, I still got the proverbial taken

 

[Tashyboy]

I would of dragged her round. Take advantage whilst you can. 😁

 

[Sweep]

In chronological order:

I taught my ex to play golf

She became better at golf than me.

She became my ex.

 

[Deleted Member 1156]

In chronological order:

I taught my ex to play golf

She became better at golf than me.

She became my ex.

Does that mean you are a good teacher or you're rubbish at golf? :mmm: