Who would be on OUR forum committee ???

[madandra]

When you read folks posts you get vision in your head of how they look and behave. Just for fun, I was wondering who you would vote onto our forum committee?


After recent posts I would have the following:


Chairman - Birdieman
Social Convener - Clubchamp07
Treasurer/ Secretary - John_Findlay
Greens Convener - Greenkeeper


Honorary Member - MikeH


Remember .... it's just for fun !!!!

 

[brendy]

Entertainments has to be clubchamp with his understudy being Madandra for when CC07 gets barred from his own events

Mikeh would be the young fella sat in the corner coming up with the ideas only to watch the old buggers nay everything! haha.

 

[AliB]

Excuse me, can I apply for Lady Captain? (Or even Captain?)

AliB

 

[Liam_Austin]

Could i apply for Junior captain?

Liam

 

[madandra]

You are both elected.

 

[John_Findlay]

Ok then. Here are my nominees;-

Captain; Birdieman (for his ability to keep the peace )
Vice Captains; Atticus Finch and Realgolferuk (to make sense of the Captain when he's off on one and keep him in line)
Secretary; Golfer2112 (good at the stats)
Club Steward; Clubchamp07 (You can't bar yourself, can you?)
Entertainments Convenors; Madandra and Furyk_or_Unique (for the banter)
Handicap Secretary; Homerjsimpson (so that he can put his handicap back up to 15)

 

[medwayjon]

Surely I should be the marketing manager? check my profile and look at the website I designed, that surely qualifies me for this post on such a prestigious committee!!!

 

[HTL]

I am willing to be the Sports Scientist. Offering advice etc

 

[Doh]

And can i be the member thats always calling the commitee a bunch of W*&%K&S

 

[birdieman]

Committees don't work, better off with one person in charge of everything and an army of plebs to jump at my every command, oops did I just say 'my' - me for El Presidente!!

 

[Golfer2112]

In keeping with government policy we need someone to put all members details onto an unencrypted hard disk or CD and then deliver said data into the waiting arms of an identify theft gang.

 

[viscount17]

GB72 for head of Disciplinary Committee
A-F and J-F - the wise heads

 

[Parmo]

can I be steward?

 

[AliB]

I think we also need an 'Oldest member' - someone who sits n the bar dispensing wisdom and telling stories
Homer?
Atticus?
(No reflection on your actual age, more the experience!)
We'll let you out to play from time to time.

aliB
(Newly elected Lady Captain - but where is my team?)

 

[Atticus_Finch]

An "Old Fart" you mean?
I'm your man.

"You appear to be sitting on my seat young man".

 

[HomerJSimpson]

AliB I'm quite happy sitting at the bar casting a wise eye around the young scamps as they wander up the 18th (making a mental note to dock their handicaps accordingly if elected as Handicap secretary).

 

[viscount17]

Since we're a forward looking society, can I offer my services as Promotions Manager - taking on the tedious task of dealing with the advertising community, passing on the plastic ball markers and pitch mark tools to the visitors while selectively dispensing days out to The Belfry, Valderama and points west.

Alternatively I could fill the role of Victor Meldrew.

 

[AliB]

Homer
Yeh, that was a tough call on the handicap. If you had played as I did in this morning's conditions, you would have had no worries!

Happy Christmas

AliB