Who is Tim 'Huge' Golfy?

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This is a mystery that needs solving. With 245 posts in just six weeks and the nature of the posts this has to be a wind up. The poster is clearly ripping the over thinkers, the bloggers and the HUGE hitters. Utterly inspired bit of genius satire so whoever you are I salute you.

For my money it's got to be one of the moderators and I'm gong for Brendy. C'mon fella time to fess up ;)

Or am I wrong and if so who do you think it is? The search for Tim Golfy begins... :D
 
Does this all coincide with thecraw being off work for the last six weeks with torn tendons?

Is thecraw bored? YES

Is thecraw known to like a good bit of fishing? YES

Is thecraw the stig? Sorry Tim? THAT IS ANOTHER QUESTION!
 
Sadly I can deny having any involvement in these things. I do know that he certainly used to enjoy kitcar racing (think caterham types with k series engines) and lives not far from Gloucester, he has has watched tincup a hundred times, wears earphones on his practice sessions which replays the one track which consists of Tim Westwood repeatedly shouting 'DROP THE BOMB.....BOOOM!' I also heard that he made Chuck Norris cry with his talk of power on the range.
But then I also heard he couldn't swing his way out of a soggy brown paper bag.


Who knows, all we do know is that he is more concise than homer!
 
Sadly I can deny having any involvement in these things. I do know that he certainly used to enjoy kitcar racing (think caterham types with k series engines) and lives not far from Gloucester, he has has watched tincup a hundred times, wears earphones on his practice sessions which replays the one track which consists of Tim Westwood repeatedly shouting 'DROP THE BOMB.....BOOOM!' I also heard that he made Chuck Norris cry with his talk of power on the range.
But then I also heard he couldn't swing his way out of a soggy brown paper bag.
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:eek: It's me!


Who knows, all we do know is that he is more concise than homer!
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Oh wait...no it's not. :o :D
 
Me thinks its the real TIGER (sorry forum TIGER) couldnt get followers on twitter so moved on to the real golfing fans .. no wait scrap that, he has a sence of humour cant be the real TIGER , C**p back to the drawing board
 
Does this all coincide with thecraw being off work for the last six weeks with torn tendons?

Is thecraw bored? YES

Is thecraw known to like a good bit of fishing? YES

Is thecraw the stig? Sorry Tim? THAT IS ANOTHER QUESTION!
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[in my best hercules poirot voice] But ze evidence suggests that monsieur le craw injured imself on the 11th of March yet monsieur Tim Golfy registered on the 2nd March and posted for ze first time on the 4th...

ze plot as you engleesh would say thickens... :D
 
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