What happens if you don’t get past the women’s tee?

[Donscone]

Hi all

I have heard this a couple times now "You know what happens if you don’t get it past the women’s tee". So what does happen other than the pure ribbing you would get from the people you are playing with?

:fore:

 

[Alex1975]

You play the rest of the hole with your old chap out.....

 

[Rooter]

You play the rest of the hole with your old chap out.....

only before muttering "its cold outside today, thats why its like that"

 

[Alex1975]

only before muttering "its cold outside today, thats why its like that"

Oh that why you say that every hole....


Oh edit: It was 33c that day!!!

 

[Rooter]

Oh that why you say that every hole....


Oh edit: It was 33c that day!!!

hibernation from the summer, too hot!

 

[sydney greenstreet]

Considering that at our Par 5 5th the Lady's tee is roughly 180 yards in front of our yellow tee's it is not that embarrasing.

 

[Birchy]

Banned for life from golf

 

[harpo_72]

Tell everyone your getting your chip on out the way... And then thump it up the middle and polish it off with a sweet putt ..

 

[JustOne]

Nothing.

 

[kid2]

Tell everyone that you were playing the hole backwards.... So you were hitting a wedge off the tee and hitting a 6 iron to lay up at 250 yards for the Big Lady off the deck.....:thup:

 

[Idlenorth1]

Embarrassingly this happened last night in the medal, no more than 30 yards off the tee, cue my 2 playing partners laughing for a long time and reminding me on every tee afterwards.
Managed to make bogey so not too bad and finished 4 under for the round so the cut will make up for the mickey taking

 

[Fish]

Hi all

I have heard this a couple times now "You know what happens if you don’t get it past the women’s tee". So what does happen other than the pure ribbing you would get from the people you are playing with?

:fore:

Nothing if your as quick as Rooter who runs forward and swipes at it again before we can muster, I think I would have seen it twice this season

 

[DAVEYBOY]

You will have a long second shot..... :mmm:

 

[smange]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUj_qqVxVrE

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Played with a guy recently. Duffed it short of the ladies tee on our 229 yard first and then stuck it to six inches for par. I found the greenside bunker and took four

 

[SaintHacker]

Happened to my boy last weekend. He duffed it good and proper, it rolled up the ladies tee bank then back down again. I laughed, loudly. I then shanked my drive into the tree to the left of the ladies tee, the ball rebounded and ended up twenty yards behind where I initially hit. He laughed, even louder...

 

[JustOne]

Just call everyone's bluff and get yer tadger out*... normally shuts them up :mmm:

I always thought it a bit queer that everyone else wants to see your willy.... but hey ho...



*(Not advised near the clubhouse though)

 

[North Mimms]

As I normally play from the women's tee, I'd say I'n in trouble...

 

[Allanxyz]

Played with a mate the other day, he fluffed his drive into the rough short of the ladies tee and took another 3 shots to get past it! World of pain....

 

[FairwayDodger]

If you're playing against me you lose the hole!

:whoo: