What’s your party trick?

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Go on then, what’s your party trick? What dubious talent do you possess which impresses, amuses or fascinates people when you demonstrate it?

Mine is that I can rap along entirely word perfectly without hesitation, deviation or repetition to 90s classic white-man rap songs “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice and “Informer” by Snow. This “talent” is most appreciated by those who grew up in that era!
 
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Sad to say I have none but at one of my old hockey clubs one seemingly dull middle aged man decided to show us his at an end of season drinking session. He did a full on head stand and then proceeded to down a pint whilst upside down. Needless to say this seemingly dull middle aged man gained new respect from us foolish youngsters after that. Never seen that topped.
 

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Go on then, what’s your party trick? What dubious talent do you possess which impresses, amuses or fascinates people when you demonstrate it?

Mine is that I can rap along entirely word perfectly without hesitation, deviation or repetition to 90s classic white-man rap songs “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice and “Informer” by Snow. This “talent” is most appreciated by those who grew up in that era!

Is that it?
I can recite all 26 minutes of Suppers Ready in perfect time, even without the music :D
 
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I can turn my tounge upside down.... the only other person I know who can do it is my son, who is 4.
 
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I can turn my tounge upside down.... the only other person I know who can do it is my son, who is 4.

I can also do that as well as roll it and also touch my nose with it :thup:
 

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I can fart the national anthem. Then again, after the first three notes, the room tends to evacuate so I've never had to finish it.
 
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Can moon walk and do robotic dancing, that's about as good as it gets.
 

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Various magic tricks. Matches that when snapped magically repair. Disappearing coins. Spoons that defy gravity. Plus a number of card tricks, one of which requires the traditional beautiful assistant. Usually keeps the kids occupied for 20-30 mins, and then they spend an hour or more trying them out.
 

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I can touch my toes. In fact I can put my hands flat on the ground. Being rather flexible I can do a lot of other things, but not for a golf forum.:eek:
 

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I can touch my toes. In fact I can put my hands flat on the ground. Being rather flexible I can do a lot of other things, but not for a golf forum.:eek:

Mrs Hobbit can put her foot behind her head... she's crazy fit for a 50++++++++ year old.
 
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