Wedding/Goooooolf

[kid2]

Evening all,
Has anyone ever chanced this.....
Im going to a wedding tomorrow(full invite) its a friend of my brother in laws.....
Anyway as i dont drink im not a big wedding fan....Im not a boring fart before anyone starts quite the opposite actually
Well as a friend of my mother in laws is going also but her husband dont drink either so whats he after doing only booking 18 holes for us 5 miles from the church.....
We're showing a face at the church....Disappearing for the golf and hopefully be back just in time to sit down for a slap up meal in the hotel without anyone even knowing we were gone.....
wedding starts at 1 o clock.....Our round is booked for 2 o clock......The meal starts at 6 and i have a 30 mile drive to get to the hotel from the golf club......Happy days......
Who says men cant improvise....

 

[percy_layer]

Nice one, have a great game

 

[HomerJSimpson]

All you need is slow 4 ball in front!!! Hope the plan comes off. Any contingency plans in case it rains

 

[kid2]

All you need is slow 4 ball in front!!! Hope the plan comes off. Any contingency plans in case it rains

Its forecast a bit bad here tomorrow Homer....So im going to carry as im playing in my onw club sunday and i dont want to have to be drying my main bag and my trolley out for sunday......
If it does go a bit pear shaped we'll be in after 9....

 

[thecraw]

I managed 9 holes on the morning of my wedding!

 

[in_the_trees]

Smells like a disaster waiting to happen to me
good luck though

 

[griffgolf]

I played in the August medal before my wedding....commitment

 

[CliveW]

I hope you have a fast car! Tee time 2pm, and meal four hours later, including a 30 mile drive, plus time for a scrub and change. You'll be pushing it!

 

[kid2]

I hope you have a fast car! Tee time 2pm, and meal four hours later, including a 30 mile drive, plus time for a scrub and change. You'll be pushing it!

Not that i condone speeding Clive but im driving a Volvo V70R Its plenty quick should i need it

 

[Farneyman]

I managed 9 holes on the morning of my wedding!

Theres a joke in there Crawford but I will resist the urge...

 

[kid2]

I managed 9 holes on the morning of my wedding!

Theres a joke in there Crawford but I will resist the urge...

Dont pal... the thread could go seriously downhill......

 

[bobmac]

Bride walks down the aisle and sees groom and best man have their clubs parked next to them
Bride...what do you think you're you doing?
Groom...what?
Bride...We're getting married today
Groom...It's not going to take all day is it?

 

[Losttheplot]

Bride walks down the aisle and sees groom and best man have their clubs parked next to them
Bride...what do you think you're you doing?
Groom...what?
Bride...We're getting married today
Groom...It's not going to take all day is it?

Women just don't get it do they

 

[chrisd]

We actually attended a wedding at a really nice club here in Kent last Saturday - I was lucky enough to look through the rack of sales stuff and chat to some of my own club's members who were playing there! - everyone in the family kept a tight watch on me in case I disappeared onto the practice range as they knew that my clubs were in the boot! Life is a real bitch innit!

Hope you get away with the plan


Chris

 

[gordon]

I got married at 4 o'clock in the afternoon because I didnt want to miss out on my usual 4ball on a saturday morning. That was actually 33 years ago this Friday.............Note to self, remember to get a present for HID.

 

[kid2]

Well Gents ,
I accomplished my goal.....Got 9 in and we were still 1 hour to the good.......
It was some plan out of my playing partner.......Happy days.

 

[ScienceBoy]

For my honeymoon last year I managed to get the only island in the Maldives with a driving range and a pitch and putt golf course (the only course in the Maldives).

The wife went on boat trips, snorkelling etc while I spent time doing what I liked best...

 

[thecraw]

For my honeymoon last year I managed to get the only island in the Maldives with a driving range and a pitch and putt golf course (the only course in the Maldives).

The wife went on boat trips, snorkelling etc while I spent time doing what I liked best...

So did your wife....................