Turning up 10 minutes before your tee off time .......................

[haplesshacker]

..............didn't seem to worry Rory too much.

I can only wonder if he changed his shoes in the car park, didn't buy a bacon buttie at the clubhouse, and didn't spend any meaningful time on the practice green, if any.

There's hope for us all yet.

 

[Oddsocks]

All my good rounds come from rolling up, coffee & a bit of breaky, couple of practice swings and just play!

I used to spend 30 mins on the range.... Never really helped! Trust the swing you have at the end of the first and deal with it!

 

[JustOne]

Although if you want to win your match apparently you have to roll up in a Police car.....

 

[Val]

Although if you want to win your match apparently you have to roll up in a Police car.....

Im sure thats been done but from the cells rather than a local hotel :rofl:

 

[Oddsocks]

I missed the explanation. Why did he exactly turn up late in a cop car!

 

[Wabinez]

All the times were published using Eastern Standard Time, and Chicago is on Central time, so he thought he had an extra hour or two! Apparently Olazabal gave him a massive alarm clock and told him never to be late again!

 

[patricks148]

I missed the explanation. Why did he exactly turn up late in a cop car!

G mac slipped him some rohypnol

 

[gripitripit]

G mac slipped him some rohipno

"Here Wee-mon...does this cloth smell funny to you"

 

[bobmac]

He's now known as Snorey Rory apparently

 

[CMAC]

G mac slipped him some rohypnol

I don't get the referals to G-Macs sexuality?

Did anyone see the stunning babe he was holding hands with?

 

[CrapHacker18]

I love his quote..

"I was in a police car, beside a policeman. He was getting through traffic. I got here with about 10 minutes to spare, put my shoes on, couple of putts. Just your average monthly medal back at the course."


:thup:

 

[Val]

I don't get the referals to G-Macs sexuality?

Did anyone see the stunning babe he was holding hands with?

Yip, doesn't mean it's his burd though

 

[patricks148]

I don't get the referals to G-Macs sexuality?

Did anyone see the stunning babe he was holding hands with?

Rumour has it that G Mac is not so into the ladies, and as for the young lady you speak of, I think the term is “beard”

 

[CMAC]

Rumour has it that G Mac is not so into the ladies, and as for the young lady you speak of, I think the term is “beard”

dont know that term, interesting though, you do:ears:

 

[brendy]

Rumour has it that G Mac is not so into the ladies, and as for the young lady you speak of, I think the term is “beard”

Jealousy, its a terrible thing Patrick.

 

[patricks148]

Jealousy, its a terrible thing Patrick.

????

 

[brendy]

????

If I was a single man, I certainly wouldnt refuse the girl he has. If he actually was gay (big deal...not) would it affect his golf, his commitment for playing for the team etc?
Why dont you just ask him straight out via twitter or his website instead of casting rumours against him. He does a little for the GM mag too, perhaps Mike could arrange to ask the question or maybe a face to face and ask him direct?

 

[patricks148]

If I was a single man, I certainly wouldnt refuse the girl he has. If he actually was gay (big deal...not) would it affect his golf, his commitment for playing for the team etc?
Why dont you just ask him straight out via twitter or his website instead of casting rumours against him. He does a little for the GM mag too, perhaps Mike could arrange to ask the question or maybe a face to face and ask him direct?

who rattled your cage?

tounge in cheek reply about why Rory was late, and an its not me saying he's gay, tbh i could care less if he is, makes no difference to me one way or the other.

plenty of rumours going around other posts too, didn't see you going flying in there?

And as for imp i'm scared to ask him direct, grow up.

I don't tweet anyway and i'm sure he would not even grace me with a reply either way.

 

[brendy]

who rattled your cage?

tounge in cheek reply about why Rory was late, and an its not me saying he's gay, tbh i could care less if he is, makes no difference to me one way or the other.

plenty of rumours going around other posts too, didn't see you going flying in there?

And as for imp i'm scared to ask him direct, grow up.

I don't tweet anyway and i'm sure he would not even grace me with a reply either way.

I dont even know the guy, I just find throwing accusations like that around pretty poor, like calling someone a thief or a liar, be it right or totally wrong, mud sticks.

 

[patricks148]

I dont even know the guy, I just find throwing accusations like that around pretty poor, like calling someone a thief or a liar, be it right or totally wrong, mud sticks.

what accusations are they then? Ive made no such thing. There's been plenty of rumours about this flying around for ages, have a look at the post about the players wives.

Its a bit of a joke so lighted up a.