RobCowan
Assistant Pro
E-mailed over to me by the missus:
A man is playing a round of golf with the vicar. At the first hole he tees off, slices, and the ball trickles into the rough. "Damn," he swears, "missed the b*****d".
"Now," chastises the vicar, "you must not use language like that." The man apologises and they play on to the end of the hole, where he is left with a short putt to complete the hole. He takes his stance, and knocks the ball 6 feet past the hole. "Damn," he shouts, "missed the b*****d."
"I really must insist that you don't use that language," the vicar exclaims. "You'll be struck down!" Again the man apologises, they finish the hole and move on to the next. This time he takes his stance, swings and misses the ball entirely, nearly dislocating his shoulder in the proccess. "Damn!" he yells "missed the b*****d!"
"I warned you," the vicar puts his head in his hands. "The lord does not allow language like that to pass unpunished." With that the sky turned black, there were great rumblings and a bolt of lightening flashed down from above, and killed the Vicar stone dead! There was a moment of silence then from above a deep voice boomed out "Damn, missed the b*****d!"
RobC.
A man is playing a round of golf with the vicar. At the first hole he tees off, slices, and the ball trickles into the rough. "Damn," he swears, "missed the b*****d".
"Now," chastises the vicar, "you must not use language like that." The man apologises and they play on to the end of the hole, where he is left with a short putt to complete the hole. He takes his stance, and knocks the ball 6 feet past the hole. "Damn," he shouts, "missed the b*****d."
"I really must insist that you don't use that language," the vicar exclaims. "You'll be struck down!" Again the man apologises, they finish the hole and move on to the next. This time he takes his stance, swings and misses the ball entirely, nearly dislocating his shoulder in the proccess. "Damn!" he yells "missed the b*****d!"
"I warned you," the vicar puts his head in his hands. "The lord does not allow language like that to pass unpunished." With that the sky turned black, there were great rumblings and a bolt of lightening flashed down from above, and killed the Vicar stone dead! There was a moment of silence then from above a deep voice boomed out "Damn, missed the b*****d!"
RobC.
