Trounced 4&2 by JustOne and I'm fuming

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I got my new wedges through, and wanted to test them, without any prior practise - maybe not a wise move. A nice 50 yard pitch into the stream, that should have been a 90 yard pitch, sort of suggested I can't just pick up a new club and use it perfectly.

Still

1) Wedged into the stream in front of the green - 1 down
2) Drove into the trees and rattled about a bit - 2 down
3) Par 3 birdie by the Joker - 3 down
4) Drove into the trees, got away with a decent bogey, but lost to Jamie's par - 4 down.

Not overly impressed atm, tbh.

5) Par on a tough hole, and got a shot - 3 down
6) Par on a par 5 - 2 down
7) Par 3 short and right. New wedge pitched over the bunker to 2 feet ( I think we'll get along fine once we know each other )- 1 down
8) Par 5. Got to just off the green in 3, but fatted the chip, to make a bogey. Lost to Jamies par after he lipped out a birdie effort. - 2 down
9) SI1. Perfect drive. Just need a bogey to win, end up chopping it all over teh place for a half - 2 down at the turn

10) Missed my birdie putt, but get a shot - 1 down
11) Terrible hole for both of us. Halved in lots and lots - 1 down
12) Lose hole to a very nice par - 2 down
13) Don't get a shot on this one as previously thought (it doesn't affect the last round ). Had trouble getting out of heavy sand in the greenside bunker to lose to another safe par - 3 down with 5 to play
14) SI2. Got greenside in 2 very nice shots. My extra shot wins me the hole - 2 down
15) Par 3. Flappy tee shot, poor chip, 3 putts. Oops - dormie 3 down
16) Long par 4. I need a 5 or better to have any chance. A drive straight into the trees, and a couple of rattlers take away any outside chance. Lost 4 & 2.

But why am I fuming?

Coz I paid them old dears from Tuesday £20 each to turn up again today, but they took my money and did a runner.

I mean, if you can't trust pensioners, who can you trust.

:eek:
 
Nice one Clive, good ending to your interesting review :D

Well played James - see, you can do it! :cool:

You should know better though Clive, rely on Pensioners - pfft :eek:

When's the decider??

Golfmmad.
 
I got my new wedges through, and wanted to test them, without any prior practise - maybe not a wise move. A nice 50 yard pitch into the stream, that should have been a 90 yard pitch,

I thought you came up short then cunningly chipped it into the stream from 4 yds... my memory isn't what it used to be ;)
 
I got my new wedges through, and wanted to test them, without any prior practise - maybe not a wise move. A nice 50 yard pitch into the stream, that should have been a 90 yard pitch,

I thought you came up short then cunningly chipped it into the stream from 4 yds... my memory isn't what it used to be ;)
Bahaha, owned on t'internet.
 
After destroying me 7&6 Tuesday I think he wanted to kick me whilst I was down. :)
He's playing really well at the moment and it's tough to beat him when he seems to par all the holes that he's shotting on!


I paid them old dears from Tuesday £20 each to turn up again today, but they took my money and did a runner.

I paid them £30 to fcuk off! :D :D
 
Nice one James - a bit of confidence restored before Sunday when we take on Old and Older!!! :D
 
More like Tweedle Dumb & Tweedle Dumber

..or Little and Large!



Smiffy couldn't quite fit in the picture....

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I got my new wedges through, and wanted to test them, without any prior practise - maybe not a wise move. A nice 50 yard pitch into the stream, that should have been a 90 yard pitch,

I thought you came up short then cunningly chipped it into the stream from 4 yds... my memory isn't what it used to be ;)
Bahaha, owned on t'internet.

At least I had the good grace to call it before I played it.

:D

TBH I genuinely forgot there were so many bad shots on some of the holes - it was either par/bogey stuff going all to plan, or, when the skids came off I was bordering on double figures on some holes.

You'll note there are no stableford scores, it was that bad in places.

The first 2 holes were something like 7 and 8, so losing them was fine, but then I went par, bogey, and lost both of them as well.

Be careful if you ever play Jamie - he cheats.

He'll play so bad you think he's a cripple. Then he turns up with his Zimmer frame complaining about his hands, knees, and his boomps-a-daisy, and starts off winning the first four holes.

The git.

:p


PS The 46 yard chip short of the stream was very pretty.

:D
 
What I'd like to know is how can you halve a hole if neither of you finished it? (8th).
Have they changed the rules?

And by the way. What are you doing up at this time of the evening. Shouldn't you be washing your hair?
:D
 
What I'd like to know is how can you halve a hole if neither of you finished it? (8th).
Have they changed the rules?

I cheated :p

He wanted to concede after his tee shot, but I conceded as well, so I called it a draw - anything to get away from those dragons

We actually worked it out that I should have got a shot on the 7th instead of the 13th, so that should have been a win to me.

So if I conceded the 8th first, but won the 9th, it's all the same.

But if Jamie conceded the 8th first and I won the 7th as well, then it'd be an 8 & 7 win to me.

TBH we should have reported it to the commitee to decide who conceded the 8th first, but as there was only £1,000 on it, I couldn't be bothered - when we play for proper money, I'll take it more seriously.

:p
 
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