Tigers Christmas Present

[frasting]

I noticed there was a thread discussing what we wanted for Christmas. That got me thinking, what do you think Tiger is getting from Santa? All guesses welcome... show your creativity ladies and gents

 

[HTL]

Great post! What do you get a bloke who has everything? Cant really get him a watch etc as he has Tag sponsorship so has to wear them, cloths - Nike etc etc.

No idea what to get him, will get back to you.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

I can't imagine Erin treating him to a skiing holiday in Colarado with his dodgy knee. Maybe she'll just buy him another boat to go fishing in

 

[Herbie]

I would get him a picture of Jacks major trophies, just to spur himon a bit!

 

[madandra]

I think he will get a T shirt that says




"""""""""""""""I AM NOT BARAK OBAMA""""""""""""""""""""""

 

[frasting]

Brilliant madandra, can always rely on you!

Did you see the speech Obama made immediately after his successful election win? He was surrounded in bullet proof glass. That shows how racist america really is. I mean come on! Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone!!!

 

[theeaglehunter]

I'm sure she knows of ways to please him.

another kid in the new year perhaps?

I must admit though, what could you but him that he doesn't already have? A property acquisition or car is quite likely.

 

[Sam]

A box of Patella Cigars perhaps?

 

[OldWindy]

Apart from a knee that doesn't cave in on him? It would have to be something personal as another car, lear-jet, etc. would be dull to him. Failing that a new caddy.

 

[andiritchie]

He might get a sponge ball washer to put on his bag

 

[DCB]

Sam,

A small play on words here regarding the cigars perhaps ?

 

[USER1999]

I guess now Buick have dumped him he will need a car, hopefully a proper car, not a yank one.

 

[ricardodaintino]

I'd get him some crap golf stuff from Marks and Spencers. The rest of us have to smile and look grateful why not Tiger!

 

[cm_qs]

I'm going to get him a polo shirt and some knitted head covers with MY name embroidered on them....see how he likes it!

 

[OldWindy]

I'm going to get him a polo shirt and some knitted head covers with MY name embroidered on them....see how he likes it!

There's a thought; just think of the sponsorship money you would rake in with that rouse! On second thoughts, your wind-up would be more suited to Greg Norman given your ball markings...

 

[viscount17]

Brilliant madandra, can always rely on you!

Did you see the speech Obama made immediately after his successful election win? He was surrounded in bullet proof glass. That shows how racist america really is. I mean come on! Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone!!!

that is brilliant!

and for TW, as you can use a runner in cricket, a walker

 

[time_vans]

tigers christmas present?.........a win at man city

I'll get my coat!

 

[Herbie]

Brilliant madandra, can always rely on you!

Did you see the speech Obama made immediately after his successful election win? He was surrounded in bullet proof glass. That shows how racist america really is. I mean come on! Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone!!!

I think he is less likely to be shot, Americans are just waiting and if everything goes to pot, they can just blame the black guy!

 

[TonyN]

I think as a forum we should chip in and send one of these

With the message: Careful Tiger, he's creeping up on you! Merry Christmas

 

[Cernunnos]

Probably Bionic knees