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[Tommo21]

Tiger managed to keep his trousers on today……..not sure if that’s true.

Tiger had a cup of coffee, several in fact.

Tiger went to the loo a few times, he might well have had his trousers down.

Tiger eat something today.

Tiger sat down today.

Tiger stood up today.

Tiger scratched his bum today.

Tiger blew his nose today.

Tiger was seen picking his nose.

Tiger swore today.

Tiger made a few phone calls today.

Tiger received a few phone calls today.

Tiger had a shower today.

Tiger passed wind today.

See, just normal everyday things. Add to the list if you want.

 

[Macster]

You forgot.....

Tiger's Lawyers called.......again.


.....and again....

.....and again.

 

[Yerman]

Tiger has TIGER FEET,
But has never heard of Mud.

 

[Basher]

Tiger had a strop today,

Tiger spat today,

Tiger had a face like a slapped arse today,

Tiger rudely ignored fans today,

Tiger threw his club to the ground today.


Just a normal day in the life of Mr Woods!

 

[USER1999]

Tiger phoned Autoglass today. And chips away.

 

[USER1999]

Tiger ordered another gross of condoms today?

 

[Chrimbo]

Tiger Tiger burning bright,
Who will he be s******g tonight?

 

[bobmac]

Tiger has to go and buy some new razors.

 

[grumpyjock]

what about tiger going for some Gretian 2000 (to change his stripes)

 

[stevek1969]

Tiger standing in line in Edwin Watts waiting to be custom fitted for new clubs after Nike dump him

 

[drawboy]

Tiger probably made 1/2 million in interest on his 1 billion today.

 

[Bunkers]

Tiger was up to his ba's....but didn't swing a club

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Tiger made an appointment with the clap clinic

 

[Tiger]

You guys know my daily routine so well.

Tiger

 

[MizunoMan]

Tiger who?

 

[Tommo21]

Tiger who?

Tim

 

[DMC]

tiger signs up to appear in 'Woods in the babes'