Slow play is a witch hunt IMO, looking for an excuse as to why memberships numbers are dropping.
The only real surprise in there for me was the fact that only 2.2% cited money as contributing factor
The second part of your statement is bang on - however, you're kidding yourself on if you think slow play is a witch hunt - and if you don't think it is, then you must be in a very secluded percentage of golfers who have infinite amount of time to play golf, and pay no attention to how long 18 holes takes (which im well jealous of)