The perils of getting old.......

[Smiffy]

Jumped in the shower this morning, glasses off (obviously) so blind as a bat. Missus has moved all the shampoos around so I'm fumbling around in the steam and grabbed the lemon conditioner.
Thought it felt a bit "strange" but didn't really think any more about it.
Jumped out the shower, towelled myself dry, glasses back on......


JIF SCOURING CREME!!!!!

 

[funkyfred]

Brillo

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Great exfoliator. It's a shame Smiffy - next stop the sunshine home

 

[richart]

Bloody hell you must be thick skinned not to notice. Everything smooth and shiney ?

 

[Smiffy]

Bloody hell you must be thick skinned not to notice.

It's not gritty. It smelled like conditioner. It "felt" like conditioner.

 

[Tommo21]

I think you'll find your hair will slowly change colour, should be fully developed in time for santa....or there abouts.

Have a nice one.

 

[MizunoGreyhound]

Looks like it worked too well on top of your head

 

[CliveW]

Brillo

LOL

 

[robbest3offthetee]

What did you say when hid knocked on the bathroom door,I will be out in a jiffy lol......

 

[birdieman]

Please don't make me laugh....it really hurts as I managed to break ribs yesterday after taking a fall crossing a fence in Cumbria. and landing on top of a post. Going to see Doc later for a proper check but lying down, coughing, hiccups or sneezing is very painful. Have broken a rib before so I know the symptoms. Can take a full inhale of air so I'm guessing I haven't pierced a lung or anything stupid like that.

That's on top of supra spinatus tendonitis (shoulder) I've been fighting for 14 months now. Have been referred to Edinburgh Uni sports physio (FASIC) for that, just won't go away and has meant no golf since end July.

Time for the knackers yard I think.

 

[Smiffy]

I feel such a knob

 

[robbest3offthetee]

Yeh Smiffy, But a clean one....

 

[Tommo21]

I feel such a knob

You do that in the shower as well.......I think you should stop there, no more info.

 

[bobmac]

It's worse when you get to the top of the stairs and you can't remember why you came up here?????
Isn't it Leftie

 

[USER1999]

and I thought old people didn't wash.

 

[madandra]

Is that what caused the hole on the top of yer heid where hair should be

 

[JustOne]

I feel such a knob

Posting about it on the internet so we can take the piss out of you surely helps?



Shouldn't you be using those 'walk-in baths' at your age?

 

[viscount17]

it's catharsis.
if he doesn't 'come clean' how could he face us again.

Still it adds a lovely '(mr) Sheen' but you'll have to wear a hat, the 'Gleem' of the top of your head is 'Daz'zling us all.

 

[richart]

It's worse when you get to the top of the stairs and you can't remember why you came up here?????
Isn't it Leftie

I'm sure someone told me Leftie lived in a retirement bungalow.

 

[Oddsocks]

smiffy id like to thank for brightening a somewhat boring day at work.

The personal shame alone is hard enough to deal with, but it takes a real man to admit something like this, Fair play...........


For christmas maybe we should chip in and get some bifocal swimming goggles.