Crazyface
Tour Winner
50th birthday party in a working mans club in Newcastle. Cheap beer wye aye but last orders called at 10.50. Nothing served after 11. The nasty evil witch from behind the bar stood in the queue and waved away all protests. I kid you not. We had a taxi booked for 12.15 as we were told it was on till 12. Oh no it's not. Good god. Unbelievable. Luckily we scrounged a lift back from a nice lady who I had to use my long forgotten powers of persuasion on. Rusty as they are I managed it. What a shock that has been to my system. No wonder the government treats us Northerners badly. We treat our own like crap.