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The Grinder Of Pars (Semi Crocked)
Well Fragger, me and CVG went out today. And mostly wished we hadn't!
CVG blobbed the first two holes, I blobbed 4 and Fragger blobbed - well let's say a few!!
Nothing was really going well for any of us, Drives were poor, approaches short/long/left/right, chips long/short etc etc You get the picture?
There were however a couple of highlights. Firstly, on the second hole, Fragger, who is left of the green from the tee (par3) pulls from his bag - A CHIPPER!!!!! He's got a bloody chipper in there - oh the shame....
Real highlight for me was a couple of birdies but there wasn't much else to shout about - one of them was a chip-in for 4 points though.
On our 13th, Fragger hit a ball into the rough. On finding it, he then plays up to the green. Whoops - wrong ball. BAck we go and look for it in 2 inch high rough! Can't lose a ball in there can you? It was found. Down a crack in the ground, nearly a foot down! The image of Fragger, on hands and knees, with his arm down this hole, looking like James Herriot in Arm/Cow mode is permanently etched in my memory.
Finally, on the last, Fragger is in the rough, just back from a tree. A full blooded 5 iron smacks into the trunk and vanishes. I didn't see it - as soon as I heard the smack on the tree I ducked! We eventually found it 50 yards away on an adjacent fairway.
Ah Happy Days.......
Score - Me 31, CVG - 24, Fragger - not many....!
CVG blobbed the first two holes, I blobbed 4 and Fragger blobbed - well let's say a few!!
Nothing was really going well for any of us, Drives were poor, approaches short/long/left/right, chips long/short etc etc You get the picture?
There were however a couple of highlights. Firstly, on the second hole, Fragger, who is left of the green from the tee (par3) pulls from his bag - A CHIPPER!!!!! He's got a bloody chipper in there - oh the shame....
Real highlight for me was a couple of birdies but there wasn't much else to shout about - one of them was a chip-in for 4 points though.
On our 13th, Fragger hit a ball into the rough. On finding it, he then plays up to the green. Whoops - wrong ball. BAck we go and look for it in 2 inch high rough! Can't lose a ball in there can you? It was found. Down a crack in the ground, nearly a foot down! The image of Fragger, on hands and knees, with his arm down this hole, looking like James Herriot in Arm/Cow mode is permanently etched in my memory.
Finally, on the last, Fragger is in the rough, just back from a tree. A full blooded 5 iron smacks into the trunk and vanishes. I didn't see it - as soon as I heard the smack on the tree I ducked! We eventually found it 50 yards away on an adjacent fairway.
Ah Happy Days.......
Score - Me 31, CVG - 24, Fragger - not many....!
