Taking illegal clubs to Portugal

[John Anderson]

Hiya guys.

Listen im going to Portugal in Feb with the lads (shagger, BC, Mental Baz, justjan and sicknote)

i have an illegal Nike Sumo SQ drivers and wandering if I should take this? Will the fuzz confiscate my club if found?

 

[Siren]

What do you mean by illegal?

 

[351DRIVER]

I seriously hope this is a joke

 

[Pin-seeker]

Hiya guys.

Listen im going to Portugal in Feb with the lads (shagger, BC, Mental Baz, justjan and sicknote)

i have an illegal Nike Sumo SQ drivers and wandering if I should take this? Will the fuzz confiscate my club if found?

Yes & you could end up doing some serious time behind bars.
Personally I wouldn't risk it.

 

[Dan2501]

This is quite possibly the best opening post in forum history.

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Very weird opening gambit on here?????

 

[Beezerk]

If you stick your cowies inside the head cover you should be fine.

 

[John Anderson]

Listen guys I have the Nike Sumo SQ it's illegal in U.K. And USA but I don't know about Portugal

my mate BC says police will take it - has anyone been to Portugal for golf

 

[Junior]

Hiya guys.

Listen im going to Portugal in Feb with the lads (shagger, BC, Mental Baz, justjan and sicknote)

i have an illegal Nike Sumo SQ drivers and wandering if I should take this? Will the fuzz confiscate my club if found?

Your name isn't as good as their's John. Enjoy your trip. You'll be fine.

 

[Dan2501]

Listen guys I have the Nike Sumo SQ it's illegal in U.K. And USA but I don't know about Portugal

my mate BC says police will take it - has anyone been to Portugal for golf

So we've got Shagger, BC, Mental Baz, Justjan and Sicknote. What do they call you?

 

[hovis]

who's this clown?

 

[Wayman]

Sure you haven't taken anything illegal before posting???

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Sure you haven't taken anything illegal before posting???

Maybe he's been speaking with Rooter who may have stashed some of that gear before the rozzers tidied it all away

 

[Beezerk]

So we've got Shagger, BC, Mental Baz, Justjan and Sicknote. What do they call you?

Angry.

 

[Tashyboy]

Hiya guys.

Listen im going to Portugal in Feb with the lads (shagger, BC, Mental Baz, justjan and sicknote)

i have an illegal Nike Sumo SQ drivers and wandering if I should take this? Will the fuzz confiscate my club if found?

Heyup John me man and welcome to the forum. To be honest, I don't think the Portuguese police are all that bothered about fake drivers.
Enjoy the trip. 👍

 

[John Anderson]

So we've got Shagger, BC, Mental Baz, Justjan and Sicknote. What do they call you?

I'm rulebook just cos I knew a rule about putting once and mental baz started calling me it straight away

 

[Beezerk]

It's the storyline for Trainspotting 2 isn't it.

 

[Dan2501]

I'm rulebook just cos I knew a rule about putting once and mental baz started calling me it straight away

What a lad.

However, if you were truely rulebook, you wouldn't need to ask this question. They need to get you a better name.

 

[bluewolf]

Listen guys I have the Nike Sumo SQ it's illegal in U.K. And USA but I don't know about Portugal

my mate BC says police will take it - has anyone been to Portugal for golf

I have mate. They have dogs at the airport who are trained to sniff out illegal clubs. I wouldn't risk it fella. Golf jail in Portugal is like regular jail, but with feet beatings and all they show on tv is Eastenders. Cruel *******s!!! I once sneaked an illegal wedge into Morocco and I spent 12 years behind bars!!!

 

[John Anderson]

I have mate. They have dogs at the airport who are trained to sniff out illegal clubs. I wouldn't risk it fella. Golf jail in Portugal is like regular jail, but with feet beatings and all they show on tv is Eastenders. Cruel *******s!!! I once sneaked an ilkegal wedge into Morocco and I spent 12 years behind bars!!!

Seriously?