stag do advice

[londonlewis]

I am off on a stag do to Biarritz tomorrow and we are going to give the stag some French sentences to say when he is there. MY wife speaks fluent french so she can translate them, but I was wondering if anyone had any ideas as to what to say.

apologies for any fine french forumers who may get offended but this is only in jest and more to make the stag look foolish than anything else.

 

[HotDogAssassin]

Why not just force him to shout AGINCOURT! on command?

 

[Duckster]

How's about "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey" or "Please could you direct me to the white flag factory, I've heard it is very busy"

 

[ger147]

I am off on a stag do to Biarritz tomorrow and we are going to give the stag some French sentences to say when he is there. MY wife speaks fluent french so she can translate them, but I was wondering if anyone had any ideas as to what to say.

apologies for any fine french forumers who may get offended but this is only in jest and more to make the stag look foolish than anything else.

Not everyone will make it - if you can't spot the weak one in the herd, i's you!!

 

[Rooter]

Not everyone will make it - if you can't spot the weak one in the herd, i's you!!

or there is always one really annoying one in a group on stag too.. same rules as the above, if you dont think there is, its you!!