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Speedos aka swimming trunks aka budgie smugglers as worn so bulgingly wonderful by Tashyboy are apparantly the most hated item of clothing worn in the UK.
what kind of small minded heathen voted on this coz obviously no one has seen me in me finest speedos finished off so tastefully in me sky blue crocs.
Fashion in this country has gone tits up. No wonder Victoria Beckham has got a job.
It goes without saying that there are worse things in the world than bulging speedos, what item of clothing do you have that is misunderstood.
 
We need a pic of you in yours to be able to comment Tashy :D
 
Stuart_C said:
We need a pic of you in yours to be able to comment Tashy :D
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Sweet Jesus Stu...what are you thinking..??????

For the record, 99.9% of the male population of the world have no business even thinking about contemplating the possibility of even holding said item, let alone wearing them!
 
Imurg said:
Sweet Jesus Stu...what are you thinking..??????

For the record, 99.9% of the male population of the world have no business even thinking about contemplating the possibility of even holding said item, let alone wearing them!
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Linford Christie :rofl:

You obviously cant fill a pair :ears:
 
Stuart_C said:
We need a pic of you in yours to be able to comment Tashy :D
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I tried loading one on me last holiday, but it would not load onto the site. I can assure you Stu it was not digitally enhanced either. Just read that crocs are number three on the list. Who voted the village idiots society. Oh ah low v neck t shirts are in the top ten as well. Ban those thre and al have nowt to wear.
If you think am bogged off, wait til the scousers hear tracksuit a are in the top ten. It's gonna proper kick off then.
 
Tashyboy said:
I tried loading one on me last holiday, but it would not load onto the site. I can assure you Stu it was not digitally enhanced either. Just read that crocs are number three on the list. Who voted the village idiots society. Oh ah low v neck t shirts are in the top ten as well. Ban those thre and al have nowt to wear.
If you think am bogged off, wait til the scousers hear tracksuit a are in the top ten. It's gonna proper kick off then.
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Sorry to disappoint you Tashy but shell suit trackies havent been in for over 20 years!!

sleveless tshirts have gotta be top of the list, proper sheffield/leeds/rotherham/barnsley attire those monstrosities.
 
Stuart_C said:
Sorry to disappoint you Tashy but shell suit trackies havent been in for over 20 years!!

sleveless tshirts have gotta be top of the list, proper sheffield/leeds/rotherham/barnsley attire those monstrosities.
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Theres a treat for you Stu one post above 👍
 
Imurg said:
Sweet Jesus Stu...what are you thinking..??????

For the record, 99.9% of the male population of the world have no business even thinking about contemplating the possibility of even holding said item, let alone wearing them!
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Not sure Imurg, but speedos could well be a northern thing like gravy and whippets. Am sure ave read that some courses are relaxing there course attire so you can play in speedos as long as you have ankle socks on.
 
Nothing misunderstood about Speedos, shockers.

Stu, hate to break this to you but track suits are fully back in fashion with the youth of today. The modern Chav loves a trackie I'm afraid to say. Adidas is the choice up here. It looks as bad as it did in the 80'
 
Speedos, for olympic swimmers only. Any one else, no, just no. Crocs too, just no. Trackie bottoms, no thanks. Jeans on over 30s, yep, no thanks. Especially if they are worn low slung.

Oh yeh, while we are at it, those stupid modern suits with a really short jacket. No, don't go there.
 
murphthemog said:
Speedos, for olympic swimmers only. Any one else, no, just no. Crocs too, just no. Trackie bottoms, no thanks. Jeans on over 30s, yep, no thanks. Especially if they are worn low slung.

Oh yeh, while we are at it, those stupid modern suits with a really short jacket. No, don't go there.
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I’m 36 & can’t wear jeans 😢
 
murphthemog said:
Speedos, for olympic swimmers only. Any one else, no, just no. Crocs too, just no. Trackie bottoms, no thanks. Jeans on over 30s, yep, no thanks. Especially if they are worn low slung.

Oh yeh, while we are at it, those stupid modern suits with a really short jacket. No, don't go there.
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I'm 44 and wear jeans every day! What did you do? Jump straight from 30 to 70 and start ordering elasticated waste chinos from the Sunday Mail magazine? 😉

Anyway, surely the worst men's clothing has to be the piss stained beige trousers and baggy polo shirt ensemble, as seen on every golf course in Britain!!
 
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