Some women say the daftest things!

[medwayjon]

Following on from the Gilette post by Smange.

My beloved asked when we first met, why do you golfers have so many different "bats" they all do the same bloody thing, all you do is belt the ball one and then chase after it so why so many?

The other was a classic also, I was watching the matchplay at wentworth and Ernie Els hit a 220yd shot into the green to within 10ft, "that was crap" said the mrs, "it's miles away from the hole"

What gems have you folks heard from your beloved?

 

[viscount17]

On the subject of taking a free round in Spain or a free session at a 5* hotel spa - No, you have the Golf.
Now <u>that's</u> a gem!

 

[MVP]

How Many more sticks do you need to hit a blimmin ball????

Do you wanna find a dearer sport??

 

[Parmo]

women, you cant beat them can you.. shame.

 

[Boabski]

Euro 96 sitting watching the scotland v england game drowning my sorrows when out of the blue the missus shouted out , Who's that idiot running around with the yellow shirt he hasn't touched the bloody ball yet, that was it the agony prolonged

 

[golfcitydweller]

hey boabski - sounds like ur wife and ma wife have a lot in common..

 

[rgs]

MVP my wife is the same calls the clubs "Sticks"

 

[MVP]

Euro 96 sitting watching the scotland v england game drowning my sorrows when out of the blue the missus shouted out , Who's that idiot running around with the yellow shirt he hasn't touched the bloody ball yet, that was it the agony prolonged

I thought that was banned in scotland that video.

 

[madandra]

My mate and his wife were in Seville for the UEFA cup final with Celtic and Porto and at the end she asked for his mobile to phone her dad and tell him the score. My mate said he would be watching it on telly to which she replied 'Yeh, but they are an hour behind us'

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Got to add my two pence worth.

I took the now missus up to London to see the sights and do a bit of shopping not long after we started going out. We were walking down Oxford Street and past a couple of phone boxes.

"There are a lot of taxi firms advertising int the phone box" she remarked innocently

I didn't have the heart to tell her "Lusty Linda in Leather" and Mistress Whiplash were not the name of west end taxi firms