snack attack

[thebelgie24]

watching tiger being handed his banana on the 9th by his butler made me ponder on the delicacies found lurking in our golf bags,i like a bag of peanuts but once played with a guy who pulled out the remains of the night befores chinese,still in the metal tray !(was rather jealous if truth be told) so whats your choice ???

 

[John_Findlay]

That's the best I've heard, belgie. Where did he fit the microwave?

Foosty, forgotten Mars Bars and soggy bananas are probably the most common, I would have thought.

 

[madandra]

John, you are bang on. I went to the garage to fetch the cart bag that hasn't seen the light if day since February and low and behold a very sorry looking Mars bar was in one of the 12 pockets and when I opened it (with gardening gloves on) it was WHITE. Gave me the boak.

Also I played the 1st medal of this season with a guy who didn't buy juice before teeing off and at the 12th he pulled out a bottle of fizzy orange but it was infact FRESH ORANGE (well, it was fresh on the day of the LAST medal least season) that had formented and was almost toxic.

 

[Marko77]

Normally just chew on gum for 18 holes. I find it saves me from wanting to have anything else.

 

[madandra]

A three day old kebab keeps me going.

Seriously, I pi55 myself when I see guys buying 2 packets of cheese and onion a mars bar and 2 bottles of DIET pop for a round of golf that takes 4 hours.

 

[Teetotal]

Nothing more vile than taking swig of water which could have been lurking in your bag for months. You're trying to ignore the tinny taste and so thirty you don't care and deep down you know that you may be contracting some nasty water based disease.