Sergio's Note to Tiger

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So Sergio has left a nice little hand-written note in Woods' locker this week. Seems a pretty mature thing to do to be honest as I'm sure neither party want to have a 30 minute 'heart to heart'.

I'm sure it was very professionally written and probably even checked over from someone in PR / Comms at TaylorMade. However, for the sake of my enjoyment at work, what would be the funniest note he could have left? (without any racist/swearing etc which would immediate get this thread taken down!)
 
Yo Woddy baby,

Sorry if I took the pee too much the other week, I'd had a fee sherbet's and my mouth ran away with me.

Seeing as we're both divorcees fancy going out chasing tail in Philly one evening and I'll buy you a fee beers to make up for it.

Coolieo!

Sergy
 
Queridos Tiger Woods, lo siento de verdad lo siento por la infantil y no me he llevado a cabo en hablar en público acerca de usted. Es imperdonable pero le pido que me perdone y ojalá podamos jugar un partido juntos pronto.
Con todo respeto el tuyo
Sergio
P. S Vas a dejarme ganar en el Abierto de ESTADOS UNIDOS



/how did Sergio get access to Tigers Private Locker? :lol:
 
DarthVega said:
Queridos Tiger Woods, lo siento de verdad lo siento por la infantil y no me he llevado a cabo en hablar en público acerca de usted. Es imperdonable pero le pido que me perdone y ojalá podamos jugar un partido juntos pronto.
Con todo respeto el tuyo
Sergio
P. S Vas a dejarme ganar en el Abierto de ESTADOS UNIDOS





/how did Sergio get access to Tigers Private Locker? :lol:
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Amar al PS :)
 
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