Santa's Wise Old Helper

[Doon frae Troon]

This thread is for those of us with experience to give a wee bit of help to the unexperienced.

Tip 1
When putting up your Christmas tree always check the lights are working before you dress the tree.
[So far this year I know of two bright young things who have not done this.]

Tip 2
Never buy your partner a kitchen appliance for a present.

 

[Mark_G]

But surely a microwave is making her life easier?

 

[JustOne]

Tip 3
Don't put the kids to bed at 6pm on Christmas Eve, unless you want to see them again at 2am

 

[bladeplayer]

But surely a microwave is making her life easier?

but sure to make urs a WHOOOOOLE lot harder

You decide :lol: