Salmond will not attend The Open.

[sydney greenstreet]

It seems Salmond will not attend The Open, a bit of good news for a change.
http://www.scotsman.com/the-scotsma...s-open-over-muirfield-men-only-rule-1-2980595

 

[Doon frae Troon]

Well at least Lord Soapy and I have one thing in common.
We both had John Panton as a boyhood hero.

 

[patricks148]

It seems Salmond will not attend The Open, a bit of good news for a change.
http://www.scotsman.com/the-scotsma...s-open-over-muirfield-men-only-rule-1-2980595

Good news for Muirfield then, that bugger goes to evrything usually.

 

[sydney greenstreet]

Good news for Muirfield then, that bugger goes to evrything usually.

Yip he was at Gleneagles last year presenting Lawrie with his trophy and thought Why him ? Salmond that is not Lawrie.

 

[lobthewedge]

The man is a Gimp!

 

[patricks148]

Yip he was at Gleneagles last year presenting Lawrie with his trophy and thought Why him ? Salmond that is not Lawrie.

My mate works at Castle Stuart and last year he made a real nuisance of himself there for weeks stuffing his face withfish a chips everyday.

Good new this year is that the guy that owns it sold his cottage on the course so now there's no where for him to stay.

 

[Foxholer]

Classic Political 'maneuver'. To use his position to promote a particular attitude to something that is specifically noted in Equality legislation as legal borders on abuse imo.

He'd be the guest of The Open, not Muirfield.

 

[lobthewedge]

Interesting Anagram

Alex Salmond = All Man Sex Do

or

Alex Salmond = A Man Sex Doll



(Yes it is a slow afternoon in the office)

 

[stevie_r]

He is a buffoon of the highest order, closely matched by his sidekick Sturgeon. I'm pretty sure his absence from The Open will not damage the tournament in anyway; to be honest it can only improve it.

To pinch a bit of Frankie Boyle, he looks like someone drew a sad face on a scrotum.

Next year when his cronies try to shovel printed propaganda into my mail box, they will finally find out the answer to that age old question, 'am I faster than a German Shepherd'?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

I think salad was on the luncheon menu.

 

[Hobbit]

I visit Scotland every month for work, and then some. Love the people, and like most of the natives I speak to I can't stand the man. Him not being at Muirfield isn't a huge blessing, its just nice.

 

[swilson]

Great news yet surprising, He would normally turn up at the opening of an envelope

 

[Dodger]

He's just raging cos he wouldny get through the doors.....fanny.

 

[Sweep]

Must write to the committee at my club and get them to kick out all the ladies, just to make sure he never, ever visits us. Prat.

 

[Tommo21]

I like him.....staying away. I just dont know why people vote for this scottish political roly poly.

 

[stevie_r]

Mind you, he is clearly a man of principle. If he has a problem with organisations that don't fully include women then who are we to argue

Unless of course this Muirfield thing is just an excellently disguised vote grabber for next year

 

[FairwayDodger]

He's going to take his drive for equality to the next level and turn up in a sleeveless shirt at the Scottish open! Tackling the issues that matter!

 

[sydney greenstreet]

So when will he comment why women can't get into the Masons ?

 

[Doon frae Troon]

He has been the most outstanding British politician in the last 5 years according to many pundits.

Says a lot about British politicians

 

[DCB]

Think this'll be the first freebie the's missed in years. No great loss.