Golfer2112
Assistant Pro

So, having picked up the lentils, wallpaper, smoked turbot trimmings and the other essentials for the week I scoot over to the magazine section of our local Sainsburys to purchase Golf Monthly.
5 minutes are then spent searching amidst the bosomy lads mags and the nerdy computer gamer mags. No sign of Golf Monthly, however they did (and I kid you not) sell "Cycling Weekly" and had a large stock of this month's issue.
Cycling Weekly? What can you possibly need to know about riding a bike on a weekly basis? You sit on a bike, turn the pedals and try not to fall off. If you have a bell, you can go "ding" at passers by. That's about it, I have just summed up their entire editorial content for the next 50 issues.
Come on J Sainsbury, get a life.
Rant over (but expect more, winter is coming).