Red biddy and duvet covers don't mix

[rosecott]

I prided myself on being one of the first to perfect the technique of fitting a double duvet cover - until tonight. I inadvertently left it until the bottle of red expired. My mind went completely blank and lost half an hour from my life, which could have been profitably spent posting on the Rangers or Scottish Independance threads.

 

[AmandaJR]

For real?? A man who can fit a double duvet cover?? That is worth paying to see :clap:

 

[bobmac]

For real?? A man who can fit a double duvet cover?? That is worth paying to see :clap:

I'll have you know I can fit a double duvet cover and f*rt at the same time.
Now, that's what us men call real multi-tasking. :ears:

 

[AmandaJR]

I'll have you know I can fit a double duvet cover and f*rt at the same time.
Now, that's what us men call real multi-tasking. :ears:

Very impressive Bob - but then you're special :cheers:

 

[AuburnWarrior]

I can fit a double duvet cover but, when I then shake the duvet to make sure the duvet is fitted in all the corners, I normally forget about the light hanging from the ceiling and take the bloody thing out! :rofl:

 

[CMAC]

double duvet cover is easy

double duvet cover after wine usually ends up with a square go and the duvet cover wins

 

[Iaing]

Was I the only one who thought the OP had had a "wee" accident with the duvet after being on the vino.? :cheers:

 

[munro007]

Was I the only one who thought the OP had had a "wee" accident with the duvet after being on the vino.? :cheers:

:thup:

 

[drawboy]

I cannot fit a duvet cover...I don't have to I'm married, I can however hit my 7 iron 150 yrds over a bunker onto a green. My wife cannot 'cos she's married and busy fitting the duvet cover.