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[RGuk]

Dear Forumers, please indulge yourselves in these little beauties from "you know who"..

Just in case you don't understand the basics of golf clubs, this could really throw you over the edge into madness!!!

Tee Mark Size
Tee region is related to the club head inertia (club head volume). The greater inertia, the more tolerance when the driver loses. Generally speaking, big tee region means greater club head inertia. More confidence when the players tee in a bigger region.

Swing Speed
Different club need to cooperate with different swing speed to achieve perfect performance, e.g. Some clubs require a higher rate of kick-off to reach the farthest distance so there is a difference between a shaft hardness.

Back Speed
The different back speeds created by the driver influence the controllability of the driving distance and the club. To benefit from the rapid back swing is helpful for those who desire high billiard players to create a higher batting flight routes, on the contrary, the reduction in back swing can get a greater floor rolling distance.

Club Face Width
Wider club face, bigger driving region. But narrow face driver can create a higher tee and faster back swing.

Tee Angle
The tee angle of the club is divided into high, middle, low. A higher tee angle always means a higher driving distance. Similarly, a high tee angle driver makes it easier for high trajectory.

Tolerance and Feasible
The bigger sweet spot, the greater tolerance of the club. In general, the higher tolerance , the clubs maneuverability, vice versa.

The discipline creates the junior, middle-level, advanced golf club.

Club Head Size
The size of the iron club head is connected to the beat degree. In general, the bigger head, the more to beat.

Swing Speed
Different club need to cooperate with different swing speed to achieve perfect performance, e.g. some irons require a higher rate of kick-off to reach the farthest distance.

Irons Upper Limb
The thickness of the irons upper limb is playing a very important role in a well iron. Better control of the club usually has a thin margin. Instead, a thicker limb, a higher tolerance, more easy to use.

Drive Angle
The drive angle of the club is divided into high, middle, low. A higher tee angle always means a higher driving distance. Similarly, a high tee angle driver makes it easier for high trajectory.

Tolerance and Feasible
The bigger sweet spot, the greater tolerance of the club. In general, the higher tolerance , the clubs maneuverability, vice versa.

Face Back
Face back refers to the back deviation between the lower margin and shaft socket axes. Face back makes the interface more straight between the face and the golf when driving so that it can create a straight course.

Bottom Width
Generally, the wider bottom, the lower center of gravity, the easier driving.


yup, got that, simple!!

Now.....has anyone ever read such an unmittigated pile of tosh in all their lives!!!

 

[haplesshacker]

Ehh!

 

[cm_qs]

I presume this is technical info from golforderonline.com??

Engrish! Don't you just love it!

....and I thought we were trying to baffle and confuse him???


I am greatly manipulating the many joyous feelings! (or feeling the love, if you prefer)

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Dave

Care to enlighten us as to where this came from?

 

[vig]

Blirriant!! I feer the rove, no plobrems.

Don't understand a broody wold though

 

[toyboy54]

Realgolferuk..........you been drinking????????

 

[RGuk]

Craig is da man!! Well done Craig.....not only great snooker players but also gene-ii from Wishaw too.

If you are still in the dark.....this is the buying advice from the newest and greatest golf equipment site on the net.

Qwality......

"Tolerance and Feasible
The bigger sweet spot, the greater tolerance of the club. In general, the higher tolerance , the clubs maneuverability, vice versa."

Tolerance and Feasible.....w.t.f.?

 

[RGuk]

I am greatly manipulating the many joyous feerings!

 

[RGuk]

Sorry guys, but this one's got me rolling on the floor.

Back Speed
The different back speeds created by the driver influence the controllability of the driving distance and the club. To benefit from the rapid back swing is helpful for those who desire high billiard players to create a higher batting flight routes, on the contrary, the reduction in back swing can get a greater floor rolling distance.

desire high billiard players.....higher batting flight routes.....

Never in my life.....

 

[HomerJSimpson]

Dave,

I presume your swing is in tip top condition to spend your time digging that out. If not I suggest leaving well alone and focussing on the important things in life like golf.

Mind you top quality nonetheless. How to get idiots to part with their money!!!!!!!

 

[big_russ]

More pills!! More sleep!!

Whats happening?? Why me??

 

[Herbie]

I love the new and improved meaning of inertia.lol maybe it should be inept! lmao, a great post.

 

[viscount17]

Club Head Size
The size of the iron club head is connected to the beat degree. In general, the bigger head, the more to beat

now you can't dispute this if your opponent has the bigger head there is more to beat.

but worra fa

Face Back
Face back refers to the back deviation between the lower margin and shaft socket axes. Face back makes the interface more straight between the face and the golf when driving so that it can create a straight course.

 

[cm_qs]

Bottom Width
Generally, the wider bottom, the lower center of gravity, the easier driving.

Maybe Lewis Hamilton shouldn't spend so much time at the gym then

 

[RGuk]

Bottom Width
Generally, the wider bottom, the lower center of gravity, the easier driving.

Maybe Lewis Hamilton shouldn't spend so much time at the gym then

Yes, and my mother-in-law has a wide derrier....she's a mad thing behind the wheel.....no "easier driving" with her.....it's like a thrill ride but with no health and safety considerations!!

 

[RGuk]

here it is......where'd it go.....