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patricks148

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after a windy night, the last of the leave off the tree's in te garden so went out to the tool shed to get my leaf blower, Rake and sheers to do some gardening. The padlock on the shed wouldn't budge. Luckily i have some bolt cutter.... guess where they are:LOL::rolleyes:
 

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Was planning to do a workout and go for a run roday, but woke up with a banging headache that wouldn't shift so just stayed in bed til 5pm. Day written off. Oh well.
 

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Overhearing a neighbour who spent yesterday pitting loads of lights up saying "they've got more lights up in the next street so we'll need to get more". You are a muppet. Why make it into a competition and what does it matter what the next street looks like. Even the Sainsbury delivery driver yesterday couldn't believe how early they had put them up and how many decorations they had up either. It was funny listening to neighbours from the other local streets wandering past the house on a walk towards the nature reserve saying the same thing, especially with the two main decorators outside at the time, Their face was a picture
 

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Overhearing a neighbour who spent yesterday pitting loads of lights up saying "they've got more lights up in the next street so we'll need to get more". You are a muppet. Why make it into a competition and what does it matter what the next street looks like. Even the Sainsbury delivery driver yesterday couldn't believe how early they had put them up and how many decorations they had up either. It was funny listening to neighbours from the other local streets wandering past the house on a walk towards the nature reserve saying the same thing, especially with the two main decorators outside at the time, Their face was a picture
Send him a copy of 'Deck The Halls' on DVD, the Danny DeVito film. :LOL:
 
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