Smiffy
Grand Slam Winner
When the local fish and chip shop says they welcome 'phone orders, so you call them at lunchtime and order 4 cod and chips for yourself and three of your work colleagues. You say you'll be round in 10 minutes, they say "can you make it 15 please". So you go round there 15 minutes later and when you walk in, they say "wait in the car outside, we're just about to start cooking it and we'll bring it out when it's ready"..... Cheers mush, there goes my lunch break. ???