Q link

[USER1999]

Being prone to the odd angry and stressed moment on the golf course, I was wondering if anyone has tried the q link pendant. They make some pretty wild claims, and as is usual with such stuff, have some well paid pros to endorse it. My guess is it is the jewelery equivalent of the alien wedge, the K1 speed and the perfect club, but anyone tried it out?

 

[birdieman]

It's supposed to wreak havoc with your natural nervous system and turn you into some kind of soul-less automaton that can hole 20 footers for fun and keep your pulse under 50 while doing so.
Why not just have a spliff before you tee off -the result will be the same, you'll turn into Dougall from the magic roundabout.
Seeing as we're not playing for 80 grand every Sunday I doubt very much whether we really need one though.
I'm the kind of sucker that would probably buy one but recall upon seeing the price a year or two back uttered slightly too loudly in front of the wife "...a hundred and forty quid for a magnet on a string.....get to f*&k"!!

 

[madandra]

Everytime I save up the money to buy one I squander it on yet another putter or driver. I am looking at a set of Cobra Forged CB .... i SO want them.

 

[viscount17]

It's supposed to wreak havoc with your natural nervous system and turn you into some kind of soul-less automaton that can hole 20 footers for fun and keep your pulse under 50 while doing so.

Oh there you are Tiger!

 

[Dave3498]

The question is. Will the Q-Link be added to the list of banned substances? I'm not going to buy one until I get assurance on this.

 

[Up_Point_1]

I can't believe this golf forum is having a conversation on an overpriced piece of jewellery which makes radical claims and just happens to have been endorsed by a number of Pros.

Wearing one of these will make absolutely f*&K all difference to your golf, or your state of mind on the course.

My advice, spend the money on lessons instead.

DHM.

 

[birdieman]

I can't believe this golf forum is having a conversation on an overpriced piece of jewellery

I can, we've discussed just about everyhting else!

 

[Golfer2112]

A friend of mine bought one for £100+ and he swears by it: it's improved his golf, made him more attractive to women and increased his genital girth by 30%.

Unfortunately he was a complete tosser to begin with and even the Q-Link can't fix that.

People who believe that Uri Geller is gifted will buy this thing. Uri Geller is also a tosser.

Birdieman, your smoking pot and playing golf suggestion merits the birth of a new topic which I am going to create now

 

[birdieman]

2112 before you get me arrested I did not say I took pot (I dont) but suggested 'you' as in anybody would likely get the same effect as wearing a q-link if it does what it says on the tin!

 

[madandra]

Have you seen the pi5h add thats on the Golf Channel .... view the link !!!!!! Away and not annoy me ya tommy tanker.

 

[madandra]

Bman, You only have to look below your user name to see where the rumour started.

Ya smack heid

 

[Golfer2112]

birdieman, calm your cotton socks. The cops have better things to do than trawl golf forums for alleged Class C drug felonies.

 

[madandra]

Bugger, am an addict too.


I should change my name to madandra winehouse.
I am even self harming, aye, am playing tonorrow.

 

[USER1999]

If it's gonna increase genital girth then £100 is a small price to pay, as long as it doesn't decrease length at the same time.

So no ones admitting to having tried one then?

 

[Up_Point_1]

Murph

I most definitely have not (and will not) try one, however a bloke at my local Club has just purchased one and seems to have been sucked in by all its alleged benefits, sucker !!

To date I can’t see any improvement in his game or temperament since wearing one. It does however seem to have increased the distance he’s now able to throw his golf club

DHM.

 

[USER1999]

Well, that is a quantifiable improvement then, so point proved.

Don't think I'll bother myself, just wondering if any one had one. They look a bit naff too, like a plastic pebble, or over size medallion.

In terms of temperament, the spliff is probably the better option, or booze, or may be hypnotism or yoga. Might try a bit of yoga on the tee as part of my preshot routine, you never know...

 

[viscount17]

It's probably on a par with having a pet rock, except the rock's more useful.

 

[thebelgie24]

would rather spend £100 on hash,that would last a few rounds...i think

 

[Golfer2112]

You can't say that, Belgie, the GM Mafia will be upset.

They deleted my poll on marijuana: who do they think they are, the Burmese Government? As a result I resign from this forum. It's been fun. Bye, and happy golfing.

 

[Lloydy84]

Nooooooooooooo! don't resign! the guys at G.M are probably just worried about your post being found by the police, as they are obviosly all addicts themselves and are being watched!