Putting kittens in bin bags and drowning them in ponds is bad

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After reading through some recent threads about football, etiquette, the HNSP and several others I wondered if there were any topics that couldn't be argued over on the forum and have started a list.

My top three so far are......

1) Putting kittens in bin bags and drowning them in ponds is bad
2) Josef Fritzel was not a good father.
3) I wouldn't want Harold Shipman as my G.P.

I'm sure someone will be along shortly to argue about this but in the meantime feel free to add your own.
 
ColchesterFC said:
After reading through some recent threads about football, etiquette, the HNSP and several others I wondered if there were any topics that couldn't be argued over on the forum and have started a list.

My top three so far are......

1) Putting kittens in bin bags and drowning them in ponds is bad
2) Josef Fritzel was not a good father.
3) I wouldn't want Harold Shipman as my G.P.

I'm sure someone will be along shortly to argue about this but in the meantime feel free to add your own.
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Wouldnt the kittens be more likely to die of suffocation if they are in a bin bag?
 
I'm sorry but kittens are soooooo last year.

I've moved up to water voles, hasn't worked yet......going through bin bags like there's no tomorrow.
 
Old Skier said:
Anything that stops them craping in my garden works for me.
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Pop down to your local zoo and get some lion crap. Spread it around your roses and apparently it keeps cats away. No idea if it works or whether it's an urban myth but must be worth a try.

EDIT - I can't be held responsible if this doesn't work and you in fact start attracting lions into your garden.
 
ColchesterFC said:
Pop down to your local zoo and get some lion crap. Spread it around your roses and apparently it keeps cats away. No idea if it works or whether it's an urban myth but must be worth a try.

EDIT - I can't be held responsible if this doesn't work and you in fact start attracting lions into your garden.
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Lions I can handle, I could always throw them some kids to ease Homers problem.

Two solutions in one
 
my mother in law puts broken glass in her flowerbed to deter cats....
 
Rooter said:
kittens are in fact evil. all cats are evil. Not sure about degs either, definitely something fishy about and animal that can lick its own balls and then its owner lets it lick their face..
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2 Questions on this ,, ?

(1) Why do dogs do that ?

(2) Why cant a man do it ?


Answers
(1) coz they can
(2) the dog would bite him :D:D
 
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