Playing a Mixed Texas Scramble

[SwingsitlikeHogan]

I'm playing in a mixed Texas Scramble Competition this afternoon. My 'mix' four ball team comprises two lady academy members (having their first competitive outing on the course I think); the lady academy organiser...and me.

Any advice dear peeps? Lady organiser said to me (only half jokingly I think) "you'll have to really mess up some shots so as not to make the academy ladies feel useless, or down thinking that they could never be as good as you"

So perhaps there is a slightly more serious side to my request seeking advice

 

[duncan mackie]

I'm playing in a mixed Texas Scramble Competition this afternoon. My 'mix' four ball team comprises two lady academy members (having their first competitive outing on the course I think); the lady academy organiser...and me.

Any advice dear peeps? Lady organiser said to me (only half jokingly I think) "you'll have to really mess up some shots so as not to make the academy ladies feel useless, or down thinking that they could never be as good as you"

So perhaps there is a slightly more serious side to my request seeking advice

1. wear pink - obviously
2. don't ask them for distances from their DMDs
3. don't comment on your own shots (good or bad) and just accept their observations
4. black gloves go well with pink, and of course the pink castle tee.
5. if they want you to go first do so, if they want you to go last do so, etc etc
6. smile
7. pre-order a bottle of rose suitably chilled

 

[beck9965]

1. wear pink - obviously
2. don't ask them for distances from their DMDs
3. don't comment on your own shots (good or bad) and just accept their observations
4. black gloves go well with pink, and of course the pink castle tee.
5. if they want you to go first do so, if they want you to go last do so, etc etc
6. smile
7. pre-order a bottle of rose suitably chilled[/QUOTE]

#7 is so true.

 

[chellie]

Number 7 would be cake for me and not booze. Oh, and lots of banter as well on the course.

 

[ArnoldArmChewer]

Under NO circumstances:-
Laugh
Tut
Break wind

Other than that just 'enjoy' the outing.

 

[CMAC]

break a leg

 

[cookelad]

Wait till they swear before you do

 

[Rooter]

Wait till they swear before you do

And don't drop the C-Bomb. I have found out that lady members don't like that much.

 

[CMAC]

And don't drop the C-Bomb. I have found out that lady members don't like that much.

Curtains?

 

[Rooter]

Curtains?

Pull your self together Cmac, i'm not getting drawn into this again.

 

[richart]

Not exactly a mixed team.

 

[hors limite]

Some might say that you should swear, laugh, tut, break wind - anything to ensure that you are never invited again.

 

[CheltenhamHacker]

Pull your self together Cmac, i'm not getting drawn into this again.

You'd have to be blind to miss that pun