Pigeons

[tsped83]

Bit of a slow day again people, so I peeped through the blinds a few minutes ago to see what’s occurring outside.

They’re out there again, both of them. Looks like they’re waiting for something or someone? The perturbed looking one is pacing back and forth, like a metronome on crack. He even has the ambivalent one looking, well…. less ambivalent.

What if they’re waiting for me? It’d be two against one and I’m a lover not a fighter. My palms are sweating.

 

[jimbob.someroo]

My palms are sweating.

Knees weak?
Arms heavy?
Vomit on your sweater already, mom's spaghetti?
Nervous? but on the surface looking calm and ready to drop bombs,
But you keep on forgetting what you wrote down,
The whole crowd (of pigeons) goes so loud,
Open your mouth, but the words won't come out
You're choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, bloah!

Slow day here too. Thank for the pigeon update.

 

[cleanstrike]

Do you have an air rifle ...preferably with a telescopic sight?

 

[tsped83]

Do you have an air rifle ...preferably with a telescopic sight?

No, but I do have Jack Bauer on speed dial?

 

[Which tree did that hit]

No, but I do have Jack Bauer on speed dial?

I wouldn't bother with Jack, he would only spend 10 minutes updating yo on what he did last week then go for a commercial break, would be 15 minutes before he even got around to doing anything

 

[User20205]

Ask for some advice from the Northern contingent, especially those from around Wigan.

They should have an insight into pigeon behaviour.