Petty vindictive idiots

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I have a 50 foot long beach hedge along the front of my house. It's about 8 ft tall, and gets cut twice a year. It over hangs the pavement by between one and two feet, depending on the time of year, and when it was last cut. The pavement is about 8 feet wide, may be more, so there is still plenty of room. It's about due a trim.

Three weeks ago, Mrs mogs was outside on the pavement talking to a friend, when some old biddy walked past, loudly mumbling to herself about how people shouldn't have over grown hedges, blocking the pavement, etc, despite not having to deviate from her chosen path to avoid the massive barrier to her progress.

That night, mysteriously, a flipping great hole was cut in the hedge, about 5 feet across, and five feet high. Cut all the way back to the trunk. It looks ridiculous.

About twice a week since, this hole has been made bigger, and is now about ten feet across. The cut off branches are now starting to be dragged up my drive, and placed in front of my car, just in case I'm not getting the hint.

Now there's nothing I can do about it, but it doesn't make me want to go and cut the thing. It has the opposite effect.

If the council wanted it cut, they would write to me. But they haven't, and I'm far from the only person in the road with a bit of an over hang.

If I catch them at it, there's nothing I can do about it, as who but me is going to care? I can't exactly lump an old biddy either.

The only up side, is that if I leave it long enough, she will have cut it for me, and I won't have to bother.

I doubt it will ever grow back properly, as the correct time for heavy cutting back is February, not June, and cutting half of the width of the hedge away is a bit of a savage cut anyway.
 
Some people are just morons with nothing better to do with their lives! They need a hobby... Should you catch them, don't risk prosecution with ABH/GBH, suggest golf. Then you can revel in their punishment and woes for years to come.

Sounds like it's going to take a few good growing seasons to get that hedge back though.
 
Pure vandalism!

Follow them home and pour bleach on their lawn.

Bizarrely, the first responder to your post is Foliage Finder.... coincidence or is he the phantom hedge cutter???
 
It was ME !!! You and your stupid hedge blocking the footpath. Get it cut you lazy good for nothing. Sitting in sponging off the state and letting the rest of your garden go to hell. You are a burden to humanity and your hedge deserves everything it gets !!!!!

Ahhhhhhhh I've been wanting to say that for sooooooooooo long.

(Just in case you didn't get it, I'm ranting about another hedge near to me and oh how I want to destroy it).
 
I am shocked! How is someone letting their life be effected enough by your hedge that they are sneaking around doing this? How come they did not knock on the door and have a chat with you as a first port of call?

Why cant people just let others be? Crazy...
 
I am shocked! How is someone letting their life be effected enough by your hedge that they are sneaking around doing this? How come they did not knock on the door and have a chat with you as a first port of call?

Why cant people just let others be? Crazy...

This!

It worries me how many loons there are out there these days.
 
If all I had to worry about in life was an hedge, and I felt I would have to cut it back at this time of the year when half the birds in the world are nesting. Then i would go home and knock myself senseless. Some folk don't know there born.
its for this reason I bought a CCTV for the house coz some prat knicked me £18.99 doorbell.
Mr and Missis Tash have had some quality viewing over the years with them cameras.
 
On the other hand.........by our primary school is a building plot up for sale.
The rosa hedging was so overgrown the kids were forced onto the road to pass.
I cut it back last year and..........it looks like it needs doing again.
 
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