Out of the mouths of kids!

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I picked up our 2 lovely grand children from school this afternoon , the girl is 5 going on 17 and the boy is a little over 4. We were playing 'cafe's in the garden and they gave me my lunch consisting of some stones, tiles and leaves. In my innocence I was tapping the tile on a table I was sitting at "don't play with your food grandad" came the firm instruction from the 4 year old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Young Bradley has his first girlfriend, Jasmine. There both four and 3/4s. Can't see it lasting.
 
As we were getting put of the house for the morning school run..

Me: Come on!!, I am getting late for the gym (not entirely true - I haven’t been in a gym in 15 yrs)

Jr: I did not know you go to the gym

M: I do, where do you think I get my muscles from?

Jr: from eating hotdogs......
# tumbleweed
 
Mudball said:
As we were getting put of the house for the morning school run..

Me: Come on!!, I am getting late for the gym (not entirely true - I haven’t been in a gym in 15 yrs)

Jr: I did not know you go to the gym

M: I do, where do you think I get my muscles from?

Jr: from eating hotdogs......
# tumbleweed
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chrisd said:
I picked up our 2 lovely grand children from school this afternoon , the girl is 5 going on 17 and the boy is a little over 4. We were playing 'cafe's in the garden and they gave me my lunch consisting of some stones, tiles and leaves. In my innocence I was tapping the tile on a table I was sitting at "don't play with your food grandad" came the firm instruction from the 4 year old. 藍藍藍藍
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Innocence? You really should know better at your age if you wish to survive.
 
i had a good one recently, my wife works on a saturday.

E (5) - Daddy, you are in charge today!
Me - i'm always in charge
E - Hahahaa, only until mummy gets home!
 
I can assure you that at 05.05 this morning when baby Layla tash walked into the bedroom there was nothing remotely funny. Ten mins later it was still not funny when she walked back into the bedroom.
I can assure you that when I put her in her bed and climbed in at the side to settle her down, an hour of listening to Fra ra jacka coming from her glow worm tipped me over the edge. 😠
 
when i was swimming with my 2 year old little girl she saw a black man with a black girl (about 1yr old) my daughter shouted "look daddy, a monkey"

I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. i thought i was just about to kicked to within a inch of my life.
luckily the bloke saw the funny side.
 
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hovis said:
when i was swimming with my 2 year old little girl she saw a black man with a black girl (about 1yr old) my daughter shouted "look daddy, a monkey"

I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. i thought i was just about to kicked to within a inch of my life.
luckily the bloke saw the funny side.
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I blame the parents :whistle:

I remember my daughter coming out with something similar but can't actually remember what is was but also a close call :eek:
 
hovis said:
when i was swimming with my 2 year old little girl she saw a black man with a black girl (about 1yr old) my daughter shouted "look daddy, a monkey"

I've never been so embarrassed in all my life. i thought i was just about to kicked to within a inch of my life.
luckily the bloke saw the funny side.
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My son was 2 and on a bus with his mum and a very overweight and unkempt lady sat close to them and he asked the question " what's that monkey doing on the bus"!!
 
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Picked young Bradley tash up from Skool on Monday. He had picked up a stone. Missis T asked Bradley if he would like to put his stone with my collection on the window sill. I collect stones when I go on Holiday. Anyway I said " no chance it had to be a special stone". he said "it is a special stone", I said " eh, where's it from" . He thought for a minute and said " England".
when I was taking him to bed, I said " give Nana a cuddle before ninights" he climbed up and gave a great big sigh. Missis T said " what's up". He said " am getting old". He's five in December
 
My 2 1/2 year old daughter boo'd me yesterday, when I told her it was bath time! I asked my wife where she'd learnt it, but she couldn't respond as she laughing uncontrollably!
 
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